Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some gives success and some act as a stepping stone to success.
Everything happens for a reason. And if there's no reason, then it's destiny.
Motivation drives into action to rise above the storm to find sunshine.
When life steers you in a new direction. Just hold on tight and enjoy the...Ride.
Remember loneliness is designed to help you discover who you are, and to stop looking outside yourself for your worth.
Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
'If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied 'Sir! 3 new girl friends'.
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What A Mystery A cockraoch is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of .Cockraoch😅😅😂
What A Mystery A cockraoch is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of .Cockraoch😅😅😂
Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
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Never put your happiness in someone else's hands.
Missing someone + No text from them = Worst feeling.
It's never the tear that measure the PAIN, sometimes it's the SMILE we fake.
WHY STUDENT FAILSundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263,8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means15days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Daysleft 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But.....
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling..... &
Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
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Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
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