A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D
for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H
for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.
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What happens when it's time to let go of something you can't live without?
Don't cry over somebody that won't cry over you.
Why try holding onto the past when the future could be so much better.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I isโฆ
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reasonโฆ
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Fact โฆA Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz HaveB . A,B . B . A,M .B . A,B . E,B . S Or P h . D
Unfortunately
They Donโt Have A
J.O.B โฆ
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Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror????.
u will see eleven roses
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God knows who belongs in your life and who doesnโt. Trust and let go. Whoever is meant to be there, will still be there.
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
If thereโs one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
Warning :- Never let your feelings get too deep, people can change at any moment.
Without my phone, my life feels so empty, boring, clueless and awkward.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try.....
Allah's Messenger (๏ทบ) said, "Do not withhold the superfluous water, for that will prevent people from grazing their cattle."
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