Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.
The more you know, the less you need to show.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.
Don't make friends before understanding and Don't break friendship after Misunderstanding!
Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder, But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier. So Keep Praying . 
Don't be a fake. Because everyone likes the original.
God's plan is like a movie. All the good and bad things are arranged together for the good ending.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class …
Because,
I Always Stand Outside The Class
Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.
😂😂😂
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… A Sign At A Petrol pump …
“Plz … Don’t Smoke Here … Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn’t…!”
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“Each nyt I go 2 sleep,I die. Next day I wake up,I’m reborn.”
-M.K.Gandhi
“Each nyt I go 2 sleep,I’m reborn. Next day I wake up,I’m dead again.”
-A student
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In an engineering university during a math’s class:
Student:
Why do we have to learn this?
Teacher:
To save lives!!!!!
Student:
How does math save lives?
Teacher:
It keeps idiots like you out of medical college… :
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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all d best
Girl: All da best to u too
.
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
.
.
.
Moral: Only boys wish with true heart..
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An oLd Lady gave the busS Drivr penuts 2 eat.
Ths happnd 4 several Times.
The drivr said ‘ Y have u givn me such wondrful peanuts to eat?
Why don’t u eat thm urself?’
The Lady replied ‘i dont have teth to munch thm’
Drivr:
Then why u bought them?
Old Lady: I just Love the chocolate Around thm. Hahaha
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When you have done wrong and you are in trouble, go to your parents for a Sound Advice.
U’ll get,
99% Sound 1% Advice…
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Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?
Patient: What problem?
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