Your time is limited so don't waste it living someone else's life😏😏
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes 🔥🍂🍁
I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem🙂🙂
The last thing I want to do is insult you but it's on the list🙂🙂
I don't like it when I wake up in the afternoon and someone says that I sleep to much🙄🙄
If I go to sleep at 6 in the morning does it mean early or late🙂🙂
Sometimes behind a smile there"s a joke you will never understand 🍂🍁🍂
Old enough to know better young enough to do it anyway 🍂🍁🍂
Sometimes the laugh is funnier then the joke itself🍁🍁🍂🍁
When your only tool is a hammer all problems start looking like nails😂😂😂
If I won the award for laziness I would send somebody to pick it up for me😌😌
I used to be a terrible flirt I'm much better at it now😌🔥😌
I thing you are suffering by a lack of vitamin me😋😍😋
The world is a book wanna read it tougher😌🔥😌
If you are mine you are mine I don't like sharing😌😌🔥
I want you to be happy but I want you to be happy with me😍😍
Maybe if we tell people the Brain is an app they will start using it🙄🙄🙄
When nothing goes right go left🙄🙄
I followad a diet but it didn't follow me back so I unfollowed it😏😏
Dear sleep thanks for trying but you can't beat surfing the net😋😋😋
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