She : iTna Late Reply Kiun Kar RahY Ho KuCh Kar RahY Ho Kya?
Me : Han
She : Kia?
Me : ignOre
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KabHi AyeNain Py Likha Tujhy
Kabhi ThoOk Sy Mita DiyA.
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Mom : Beta Kisi Par Hasna Mat,Warna Tum Bhi Uski Trh BaNjaO Gy
Me: Haha BillGates Haha BillGates.
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Dhoka Sirf โi Can't Live WithOut Youโ MaiN Nahi
โFriends ForEverโ MaiN Bhi Hai.
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Bas Comment Main Hi Aogi?
iNbox Main Bhi Aao Na Kabhi.
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Beshak #Abba_Huzoor ki Aik Dhamki
#Ami_ji ki Hazaar JutiyOn Se Afzal Hai
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FrNd : Zindagi Kesii Chal RaHii Hai... ?
Me : ChaL Tw Mast Riii Hai Par jAa KidhAr RaHii Hai... Kuch PaTa Nhi...:
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Bf: Baby MeNy Suna Hai Tum English Main Fail Hogi Ho ๐
Gf: Who Telled You ?It is UNPOSSIBLE , I Sawed The Result Yesterday , I Passed Away..
Bf: Ok Bye
Gf: Ok Bye Bye God Blast You
Bf: ๐จ๐จ
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Me: 2 SamOsY DeNa
Shopkeeper: ShUpper MaiN DaldOn?
Me: NaHi USB MaiN
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Dear Crush Tera iNtezArr KarOn Ya Kisi Or Ka JugAad KarOn
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Friend: iTni Raat Ko Online Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Me: iNtezar.
Friend: Kiska ?
Me: Battery Low Honay Ka.
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She: Tumhari Koi Behn Hai?
Me: Nahi Yar
She: Me BanJaOun?
Me: Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai*
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Ager LarKa I Love U BolY Tu Lofer
Ager LarKi I Love U BolY Tu Offer
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Mom: Kiya Kar Rahay Ho?
Me: Parh Raha Hun.
Mom: Tumhari BoOk Sy Roshni Kis Cheez Ki
arhi Hai?
Me: Ye iLm Ki Roshni Hai.
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Jissay MetHa SamjHa Wo KarWa NikLa
Jissay Apna SamjHa, Khair ChorO Yarใ
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Na Mairay Pas Paisay Hai,
Na Mujhse Koii Poochta Hai Ap Kaisay Hai?.
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CompeTitiOn iTna Barh Gaya Hai Ky Kisi Ko Apna Dukh BataO Toh Woh Double Suna Deta Hai.
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Life MeiN Sub Kuch Hai Sawaay Sachy DostOn Ky
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