kesi aqalmand sa kesi na pucha k gussa kiya h to bhara khubsurat jawab mila .
kesi ki glti ki saza khudko dyna
Chandni Raat thi..
Wo Mere Sath thi,,
Hatho me Hath thy,,
Paun me Paa thi..
Me Uske Upar tha,,
Wo Mere Neeche thi..
Itna Romantic Mat ho Mere Dost,,
QK Wo Meri.....
CYCLE Thi.. ;-)
Us ne kaha or dabao..
Mene dabaya...
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Us ne kaha or dabao..
Mene or dabaya...
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Us ne kaha Banyan nikal do phir dabao..
Mene phir dabaya...
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Us ne kaha Pent bhi nikal do phir dabao..
Mene phir dabaya...
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Dekha ho gya na Suit-Case Band.. ;-p 
Hahhaha
Think Possitive..
Hum Aaye
Humne Khola
Humne Nikala
Humne Dala
Aur Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya..
Magar Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe
.
Kyun k
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Aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha
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A.T.M CARD
Hahahha
Girl: Bas Karo Koi Dekh Lega.
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Sidhi Raho,
Wahan se Hath Hatao,
Girl: Nahi Ab Bas.
Boy: Plz Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya To Me
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Fail Ho Jaunga.. ;-) 
Hahhaha
'RAND' aur 'VAISHYA' me Kya Farq Hai ?
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'RAND' South Africa Ki Currency Hai
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Aur
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VAISHYA, Srilanka ka Bank Hai..
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Soch Badlo, Desh Badlega ?
Hila Darling Hila..
Zor Zor Se Hila..
Dil Se Hila,,
Pakad Pakad K Hila..
Bas Hilati Ja..
Jitna Hilaye Gi,,
Utna Maza Aaye Ga..
Warna
Tera HALWA Jal Jaye Ga.. 
Hahhaha
Wo Kiya Hai Jis Per Agar
Piyar Se Hath Phero To
Foran Khara Ho Jata Hai..??
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U Dirty Mind.. ;-)
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Answer Is,,
"BETHA HUA BAKRA.." 
Hahhaha
BHARWA
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BHARWA
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BHARWA
Jaldi Jaldi Petrol BHARWA lo..
Halaat ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hai. 
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thy.. 
GIRL:
Jaanu Mere Mun Me Daalo, Me Choosungi.
BOY:
Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai to Me Kiya Kerunga?
GIRL:
Tum
,
,
,
Doosri Icecream Le Lena.. 
Hhahaha
Kuch Log Let Ker Karte Hen..
Kuch Log Beth Ker Karte Hen..
Kuch Log Khare Ho Ker Karte Hen..
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Kiya..??
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Batata Hun..
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Mobile Per Baat.. 
Hhahaha
Glfrnd k sath,
Room k andar,
Table k uper,
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
Dirty Mind
They r Plying Table Tennis...;-p
Hahahaha
I want to Suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth,
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yep, that's how you
eat an Ice Cream...;-)
Mard Aur Aurat Ka Rishta Bhi Sala Ajeeb Hota Hai,,
Door Raho to JUDAI,
Aur
Paas Raho To
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To LARAAI
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Haan Bhai
Wo Bhi Hota Hai Jo Tu Soch Raha Hai...;-p
Biwi Ko Din Me Karoge To Wo Sust Rahegi
Sham Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi
Roj Karoge To Tandurast Rahegi
Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi
.
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"Office Se Roj Sirf 1 Call"
ajj dill bhut udas h marny ki chahat h
Hath me lo
.
.
Ab thook lagao
.
Ab kapde se rub karo
.
Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao..;-p
Hahahaha
aho sunao pyar ki ek kahani.
ek tha raja ek ti rani.
bhar me jahy raja rani 😜.
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