Girl: Bas Karo Koi Dekh Lega.
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Sidhi Raho,
Wahan se Hath Hatao,
Girl: Nahi Ab Bas.
Boy: Plz Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya To Me
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Fail Ho Jaunga.. ;-)
Hahhaha
'RAND' aur 'VAISHYA' me Kya Farq Hai ?
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'RAND' South Africa Ki Currency Hai
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Aur
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VAISHYA, Srilanka ka Bank Hai..
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Soch Badlo, Desh Badlega ?
Hila Darling Hila..
Zor Zor Se Hila..
Dil Se Hila,,
Pakad Pakad K Hila..
Bas Hilati Ja..
Jitna Hilaye Gi,,
Utna Maza Aaye Ga..
Warna
Tera HALWA Jal Jaye Ga..
Hahhaha
Wo Kiya Hai Jis Per Agar
Piyar Se Hath Phero To
Foran Khara Ho Jata Hai..??
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U Dirty Mind.. ;-)
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Answer Is,,
"BETHA HUA BAKRA.."
Hahhaha
BHARWA
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BHARWA
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BHARWA
Jaldi Jaldi Petrol BHARWA lo..
Halaat ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hai.
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thy..
GIRL:
Jaanu Mere Mun Me Daalo, Me Choosungi.
BOY:
Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai to Me Kiya Kerunga?
GIRL:
Tum
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Doosri Icecream Le Lena..
Hhahaha
Kuch Log Let Ker Karte Hen..
Kuch Log Beth Ker Karte Hen..
Kuch Log Khare Ho Ker Karte Hen..
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Kiya..??
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Batata Hun..
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Mobile Per Baat..
Hhahaha
Glfrnd k sath,
Room k andar,
Table k uper,
Bulb k niche
De takatak
Le takatak
Dirty Mind
They r Plying Table Tennis...;-p
Hahahaha
I want to Suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth,
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yep, that's how you
eat an Ice Cream...;-)
Mard Aur Aurat Ka Rishta Bhi Sala Ajeeb Hota Hai,,
Door Raho to JUDAI,
Aur
Paas Raho To
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To LARAAI
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Haan Bhai
Wo Bhi Hota Hai Jo Tu Soch Raha Hai...;-p
Biwi Ko Din Me Karoge To Wo Sust Rahegi
Sham Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi
Roj Karoge To Tandurast Rahegi
Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi
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"Office Se Roj Sirf 1 Call"
ajj dill bhut udas h marny ki chahat h
Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao..;-p
Hahahaha
aho sunao pyar ki ek kahani.
ek tha raja ek ti rani.
bhar me jahy raja rani 😜.
kxh dino sa such raha hu laga he do apni pic dp py ðŸ¤
dono jahan teri mohabat me war k wo jaa raha h koi shaby naam guzar k.
peer wadhy khe gya se kol han jo rha gya see ansu lana chad dy bandiya guzra paal moor k na ansii.
sajna wa sajna wa mafiyan mangda mee
tujhe karta dillbardash ta necha me betha kashta manzill h phr nai rasta pyar da he wasta.
alfaz tu awaz me singet to or sazs me tujhe kar chuka ho atraf q ajj b tera aik raaz me.
pyar me to nai ti shayad mujhme he koi kami hogi rota hu such kar k teri ankho me b nami hogi.
bela shq or shubha me bana ho tera liya lakin to shayad kesi or k liya bani hogi.
chal khair koi nai abb tanhai sa to dar nai lagta sitara b to bina andhary nai chamakta.
bs yahe bateen kar k dyta hu khudko dilasy nasha kar k gumho or bechani py bemtlb se yeah lakira qismat me tum nai ho ankhy band karo to lagy k tum yahe kahi ho or esii kash ma kash me betha betha pee raha h.
ek bemtlb se zindgi goot goot k jee raha h
takh k tary behh gy sary rhawa suunii meri h tu to khendi se me puri zindgi he teri yah.
kiya howa tera wada wo qasam or wo aradha ajj b karta hu tujhko pyar me tujhsa b zada.
phr q duaho me meri ahsar nai.
baki ab rhati koi kasar nai.
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