Laka mashom che pa zango ke khpe lasona wahi
Dase me zra sena ke ta pase topona wahi
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Dase wayam che yo mayan ta nasehat kawe sok
Laka daryab ta che da shago dewalona wahi
Sta da ratlo pa tama tama kho moday teri shwe
Las pa nama darta olar yam ta ba kala razay
.
Wrazey de shmarama, kalona tair sho
Sta da raatlo pa intezar yam ta ba kala razay
Zaan sara sang pa sang rawan kho me ka,
Grana grani shwa gula gran kho me ka,
Sparlay sparlay ba darta jwand krama za,
Ta sirf yao zale janan kho me ka,
Sta Ledal Me Dier Arman We Che Ta Na Ye.
Tash Sochona Tash Khafgan We Che Ta Na Ye.
Stargay Paty Ka Bya Ogora Chapera.
Dasy Tor Pa Ma Jehan We Che Ta Na Ye.
Sta da husan pa jalwa me nazar swazi,
Har wikhta me sta da hijar pa nwar swazi,
KHIYAL ba sa sta pa yarae ki juram dar shi,
Sta kho husan ta mula pa member swazi.
(Boht hogyo urdu ab pashto boly)
Wife is gun.
GirL Friend is Light of Moon,
&
Wife is Month of June.
GirL Friend is Tooty Fruity
&
Wife is Kismat Phooti.
GirL Friend is Beauty,
&
Wife is duty.
Girl friend is pension
&
Wife is tension.
Girl friend is pataka,
&
Wife is syapa.
Happy Kunwara Life.
GF Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai To Kya Karte Ho ??
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BF - Main Tumhari Pasand Ki Chocolate Kha Letaa Hu
Aur Tum Kya Karti Ho ???
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GF - Main Bhi Ek sigrate Pee Leti
Girl: Mere Ek Hath Mein Plate Hai Aur Ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can not Use Them
Kya Aap Mere Face Pr Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
Boy (Very Happy): Ji Bolain Kya Hataana Hai ?
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Girl: Apni Kutte Jesi Nazarain
Boy: Tum Larkian ROOH AFZA ki Tarha hoti ho
jitna piyo Dil Nahi Bharta.
Larki: Aur Tum Larky Bhi shezan bottel ki Tarha ho
jab Maza Ane lagta hy to khatam ho jate HO
Mat kero itne mehnat marks ke chakar me
A Larkiyo
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Ek din enhi nalaiq larko ke ghar bartan dhoney parenge
Shadi me dulhan ka ex-bf bhi aya hua tha
Girl Father: Ap kon hain?
Boy: Ji mein semi final mein out hogaya tha
Ab final dekhnay aya hun

BOY: chalo ksi sunsan jaga per ghomnay chalain !!!
Girl . Tum asay wesay harkat tau nahen karogay?
Boy . Nai
Girl. Phir rahnaydo kaya faida !
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Aik Achey Dost Ki Misal Aik Achi Khushboo Ki Tarha Hai
K Jab Bhi Tum Usko Yaad Karo Gy
To Tumhe Us Ki Mehak Aaye Gi.
Humesha Sachy Logon Se Dosti Rakho
Q
K
Wo Achay Dino Mein Sarmaya
Aur
Burey Dino Mein Muhaafiz Hoty Hain.
Agar kisi Insan ki qeemat lagani ho,
to uski Ehsas-e-Zimadari se lagao.
Jitna us me Ehsas-e-Zimadari hoga,
wo utna hi Qeemti hoga..!
Aansoo Ka Har Qatra Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Ziada Mehnga Hai.
Lekin
Koi Is Ki Qeemat Us Waqt Tak Nahi Jan Sakta…,
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Jab Tak Wo Us Ki Apni Aankhon Se Na Nikle.❤




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