Ali's PH level just crossed above 8
Now he is
Basically
Pros and cons to have me as your friend
Pro: You have a friend
Con: It's me
Why dark end with k no with c?
because you can't see in the dark
Har banda izzat ki roti kamany k chakkar mai hai
Salan ki kisi ko parwah hi nahi
I feel bad for the people who don't talk to me enough
They never gonna know how funny I am
Me judging other's relationship while the only thing I pulled in my life is push door
"Breasts or Thighs?"
Me: Personality
Taking my first commenter on ice-cream date.
Teacher k unfunny jokes pr b hasna parta hai jb ap ki attendance km ho
Hey look
Mujhy mil gayi wo cheez jo aap dhoond rahy thy
(attention)
Kinda worried about something
Don't know what it is yet
Ye salay burger loug Eik ka 4th day b enjoy kr rahy hain
Mere jesy kaleshi larkon ki GF nh hoti
Sometimes, I get bored and start replying to 1 month older messages
Agar meny aur mere dost ny kabhi Podcast start ki to first episode k bad hi jail jana parega
Meny is dafa jin bachon ko Eidi di hai wo Half unko di aur half unki amma ko bachon k naam pr
Big Brain?
When they call me delusional but I am just observant with pattern recognition skills
