Someone said, With the way things are going in the world, even Shaytan might not bother coming back after Ramadan.
Ain't keeping long hair cuz no one runs their fingers thru it
GenZ losing interest in war monitoring after 3 days is the most honest thing about attention spans anyone has ever shown us
People keep telling me to get away from thay damn stupid phone
Let me tell you bud it's not stupid phone
It's Smart Phone.
What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?
It Hertz
Can you jump higher than the house??
Obviously brother, a house can't jump.
My doctor told me I m going to be deaf
This news was so hard for me to hear
Have you seen the new movie "constipation"?
No? Same.
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Do you know we eat more bananas than monkeys
Obviously coz when did you see anyone eating a monkey
Friendly reminder
Never be sad on a weekend. cry during business hours and get paid for you depression. don't let capitalism win.
Finding a new obsession that can distract me from the reality
Fever in summer is good, you feel cold for free. No AC no Bills
