Imagine u have a cute bestie and that's me.
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If you read this "x²" as X TWO, DON'T EVER TALK TO ME, BRUH!!!
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hi crush! you deserve someone better. btw, i'm Better.
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Idk how to flirt so imma just stare at u until u marry me...
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Am I the only one that brushes my teeth in front of the mirror?
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How am i supposed to know u still love me if you don't remind.me every 10 seconds??????????????????????
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no one:
*you crying over a movie*
What do I do when I see someone extremely beautiful? I stare, smile and when I get tired, I put the mirror down.
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— if you want to make your life colorful, eat crayons.
I was kicked out of the hospital when I told the Covid patients to stay positive. 🤷
15yrs old nowadays already has an Ex,wen I was 15,I ws in sec skul findin D value of X
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Call Me Weird, But I love to be judged than to be praised...
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میں وہ پتھر ہوں کہ وحشت میں اٹھا کر جس کو
بے سبب یوں ہی کہیں پھینک دیا جاتا ہے
میں کسی ساعتِ موجود میں موجود نہیں
میں وہ لمحہ ہی نہیں جس کو جیا جاتا ہے
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The most chaotic line I have ever heard !!
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"You left, right ?
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How does the the human brain ignore the second "The"?
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Therapist: It seems like you fall in love too easily
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Me: What babe?
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Unpopular opinion:
Money actually buys happiness idc.
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I'll be fine,as long as my
crush is single.
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Sorry I can't date you
I would never cheat on my crush who doesn't know I exist.
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Online relationships are full of lust only.
(hold on and don't let it go)
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