He : twinkle twinkle little star " WILL UHH BE MY PEHLAA PYAAR ?"
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Me : Up above the world so high "WILL UHH BE My "CHOTA BHAI ?".
Kesa diya phrrr😎😂😂
The joy of ignoring a girl who thinks every guy wants her😍>>>>>>>>>
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”
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Girl in the white dress is so damn Beautiful..
-not until it's 3:00am
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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.
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Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
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"Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."
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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying?? Fitness is my passion
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"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."
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"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'"
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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths."
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
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(Jim Henson)
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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
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Oh, hush, my dear, it's been a difficult year
And terrors don't prey on
Innocent victims
Trust me, darling, trust me darling
It's been a loveless year
I'm a man of three fears
Integrity, faith and
Crocodile tears
Trust me, darling, trust me, darling
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you ever meet a new person then stalk your own social media just to see how they would see it?
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What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... 
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Hi! I'm marrying next week. There will be a small party and only few persons will be invited. And no need to be formal by bringing gifts. Just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
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please!
you know who I'm in love with? read the first word of this sentence
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