Jo mere mood swings ko handle kar le use advance mai, i love you.
I can't remember the last time i felt an emotion other than horny
Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself
I'm "Call na Kar bhai Message pe he Bata de" Type of Person.
I'll look beautiful next year, this year I'm not in the mood.
I'm too tired to take pics and prove im still sexy, you guys will just have to believe me
Friends: So are you going with us?
Me: Wait I have to ask my mom!
*doesn't even ask*
Me: She said no sorry guys
To the thief who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts.
being alone is so addicting once you notice how peaceful it is
I may look like I don't care but deep inside I really don't care.
sorry I just dont believe anyone who says they have a crush on me
I LOVE SARCASM IT'S LIKE PUNCHING PEOPLE ON THE FACE BUT WITH WORDS.
The weather: *raining, windy, cold, terrible*
Me: “perfect”
I hate when people stare at my lips while I'm talking, you tryna kiss or what?
Me: I’m very shy
Stranger: hey
Me: *starts telling them everything and anything that happened in my life*
I hate it when after an argument i think about more clever stuff i could've said
your wedding will be amazing...
but the y is silent
My post will confuse you. You will think I'm in love, later on you will think I'm single & at one moment you will think I'm broken. So only one thing I want to tell you now is:
"Mind your own business"
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