You won't believe, but I have attracted every girl I have ever met.😌😌
Yeah, sometimes, Some of them are shy to admit. But Cmon bitch Law of gravitation states every particle attract other particle with a force equal to F=G(M1xM²)/r2
So, Yea You are attracted to me.
CCA
Change.org pr bhi Petition pohanchi hui Damadam ki. XD. Kese kese loug hein.
https://www.change.org/p/mhb11-we-want-chupair-option-back-on-damadam-pk
Mein har mint Taqreeban atleast 7000 km travel kr rha hon. phir bhi loug kehte kuch krte ni.
(Considering Earths Motion and Milky way galaxy motion).
7000km ka mtlb hei taqreeban Karachi se Islamabad tk 3 trip(ana jana Mila k). Wo b sirf ek min mein. Itni jaldi mein hum kisi traf jaa rhe, lekin ye nahi pta k Jaa kis trf rhe, Aur kiu rhe. 😳
Ustaad Peelug Shat hogya tha.
Ye Simp Laundon ne bhi Bera gharaq kiya hua eco system ka. Har Chawal Aurat ko bhi itni attention dete. Bhai Theek hei, tu tarsa hua, phir bhi thora standard rkh. Jo tujhe muh ni lga rhi, eho dikha rhi, Kam az Kam thori si Gerat peda kr. Tujhe Maa baap ne khila pila k itna bara iss liye ni kiya, k Tu har dosri bandi ki post pr para reh. Wo tujhe Jawab bhi na deti ho. Thori si ego rkh, Standard rkh. Theek h, Simping kro, lekin kam az kam udhr jo aap ko atleast Jawab dene k Qabil smjhy.
Public Service Message for Men.
Trigger hore tu bhai Skip kro, I should not be that important for you, k Trigger ho k Mjhy reply kro. Learn the art of Ignoring people you dont like.
آپ کا شبھ چنتک
Aj mein apko ek Tech Savvy cheez sikhata hoon. (Jin ko pehle se pta hei wo skip to the good part krein) Ap ko agar kisi ko youtube ka link dena, Kisi specific time pr bhejna tu ap link k end pr (&t=) ye 3 characters Iga kr, Agey time (3m44s) lga kr link bhej dein. 'm' mtlb mint, 's' mtlb seconds.
https://youtu.be/8I4CkcRDOXM&t=2m41s
This will take you to 2:41 of the video. (&t=) iss ko copy kr k, Pin krlein keyboard mein.
&t=
Shustaa lehja, Beqarar ankhein, betarteeb saansein, ukhray qadmon aur behti naak k saath bhi wo ghbratey hue, Lekin hath se victory ✌️ ka nishan bnatey hue, kehne Iga:
"Mam, Can I go to toilet?"
Benazir ne kutta pala,
lambi lambi moochon wala,
khata tha wo Shahi Supari,
Naam tha usska As*f Zard*ri.
ان کے دیکھے سے جو آ جاتی ہے منہ پر رونق ۔۔۔
وہ سمجھتے ہیں ک بیمار کا حال اچھا ہے۔۔۔
غالب
Nana Pattekar once said:"Ye gannay ka danda hei, isse kha bhi saktay hein aur khaa bhi skty hein, fesla tum ne krna h"
Imagine Qabar mein Bichoo 🦂 aaye, Magar Dum Katta hua... Kiu k aap ne gaali dete hue uss mein Asterisk ✳️ (*) use kiye the🙂😍
"Arbab e Hukoomat se Keh do,
Ye Azm kiya hei Hum sab ne,
Jo Haq k Muqabil Aye Ga,
Hum Uss ko Mita kr dum leinge."
(Ek din ayega, Jb aesa hoga😌)
Mufti Fazal Ghafoor
BGM: Plevne Cvrtoon
https://youtu.be/FaXBvGfRXdA
3 aese logon k naam btayein Jin k paas Iss dunya mein Lifetime Istisna hei?
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You were right if you guessed:
1-Iblees
2-Asim Munir
3-Zardari
Aisa kabhi na karna 🌹🌹🌹
Tum rooth jao mujh se aisa kabhi na karna
Main ik nazar ko tarson aisa kabhi na karna
Main pooch pooch haron so so sawal kar kay
Tum kuch jawab na do aisa kabhi na karna
Mujh se hi mil kay hansna mujh se hi mil kay rona
Mujh se bichar kay jee lo aisa kabhi na karna
Tum chand ban kay rehna main dekhta rahon ga
Kisi roz tum na niklo aisa kabhi na karna
Tum chalay jao jab bhi dekhon tumhara rasta
Tum loat kay na ayo aisa kabhi na karna
🐋
Kia Pta Asim munir hi dajjal ho?
#3am_thoughts
مطلب ہو وے تے نور محمد، نہ ہووے تے نورا۔۔۔
کوئی کسے دا نئی یار بیلی، جدوں کم ہو جائے پورا۔۔
Unfulfilled wishes include:
-Gana Gaanay wala Loomڑa.
Saw a patwari sharing Mufti Taqi Usmanis tweet k "Istisna gair shrayi hei, parliament k Arkaan se darkhuwast h k wo ye gunah apne sar na lein"
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Im gonna ask him, kia inn arkaan ko vote dene waley gunah m shamil hongy ya nhi 🫢 hqhqhq. Diabolical patwaris
Red bull got sued for false advertising when they said it gives you "Wings".
Mayfair definitely deserves a lawsuit..
"Soft soft juicy juicy, tiger bubble khao, tiger ban jao"
https://youtu.be/TTdJE23C3b0?si=doKh11LmPj-ICwdI
Mere khuwab mein mere bathroom mein Whale ayi thi😍
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