Imagine Qabar mein Bichoo 🦂 aaye, Magar Dum Katta hua... Kiu k aap ne gaali dete hue uss mein Asterisk ✳️ (*) use kiye the🙂😍
"Arbab e Hukoomat se Keh do,
Ye Azm kiya hei Hum sab ne,
Jo Haq k Muqabil Aye Ga,
Hum Uss ko Mita kr dum leinge."
(Ek din ayega, Jb aesa hoga😌)
Mufti Fazal Ghafoor
BGM: Plevne Cvrtoon
https://youtu.be/FaXBvGfRXdA
3 aese logon k naam btayein Jin k paas Iss dunya mein Lifetime Istisna hei?
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You were right if you guessed:
1-Iblees
2-Asim Munir
3-Zardari
Aisa kabhi na karna 🌹🌹🌹
Tum rooth jao mujh se aisa kabhi na karna
Main ik nazar ko tarson aisa kabhi na karna
Main pooch pooch haron so so sawal kar kay
Tum kuch jawab na do aisa kabhi na karna
Mujh se hi mil kay hansna mujh se hi mil kay rona
Mujh se bichar kay jee lo aisa kabhi na karna
Tum chand ban kay rehna main dekhta rahon ga
Kisi roz tum na niklo aisa kabhi na karna
Tum chalay jao jab bhi dekhon tumhara rasta
Tum loat kay na ayo aisa kabhi na karna
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Kia Pta Asim munir hi dajjal ho?
#3am_thoughts
مطلب ہو وے تے نور محمد، نہ ہووے تے نورا۔۔۔
کوئی کسے دا نئی یار بیلی، جدوں کم ہو جائے پورا۔۔
Unfulfilled wishes include:
-Gana Gaanay wala Loomڑa.
Saw a patwari sharing Mufti Taqi Usmanis tweet k "Istisna gair shrayi hei, parliament k Arkaan se darkhuwast h k wo ye gunah apne sar na lein"
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Im gonna ask him, kia inn arkaan ko vote dene waley gunah m shamil hongy ya nhi 🫢 hqhqhq. Diabolical patwaris
Red bull got sued for false advertising when they said it gives you "Wings".
Mayfair definitely deserves a lawsuit..
"Soft soft juicy juicy, tiger bubble khao, tiger ban jao"
https://youtu.be/TTdJE23C3b0?si=doKh11LmPj-ICwdI
Mere khuwab mein mere bathroom mein Whale ayi thi😍
Kaatney wali cheezon mein Qenchiyan aj bhi dosrey number pr hein....
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Pehle pr churiyan hein beshrmon, Missogynist kahin k.
Wavaloona
ہاتھی🐘گھوڑے🐴 توپ تلواریں، فوج تو تیری ساری ہے۔۔۔
زنجیر میں جکڑا راجہ میرا، اب بھی سب پہ بھاری ہے۔۔
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Ye jo sciecedaan bhi bola tha na k ek hi tajurba bar bar krne se result same hi ayega, Galat bola tha. Kayi bar restart krne se cheezein theek hojati. Lattoo phenkty phenkty ghoomne lgta. Bar bar read krne se cheez yaad hojati. Practice kr k kayi cheezein repeat krne se ap perfect ho jaty.
"Kya Loug Cho*tiya hein?"
Important Question raised.
https://youtu.be/4N6jiLxiIdA?t=185
Just imagine, Agar ye DD ki 1o1 wala system, Jahn Chat delete, Leave krne k Baad bhi 7 din tk pari rehti. Yehi feature baqi social app, Whatsapp,Insta, Sim k messages etc pr bhi hota k Chat delete krne k baad bhi 7 din tk Inbox mein show hoti rehti💀.
Kitne sarey Cheaters Pakrey Jatey. Divorce rates Stonk 📈 kr jatey. Loug ye apps use krna chor dete, Q K log bhi SnapChat jesi apps psnd krte jahan Koi saboot na bachy. Issi liye shayad aur koi app ye feature ni la ski. Har koi Mhb11 ki trah selfless ni hota.
Itna Khurafaati dimag Sirf Mhb11 ka ho skta ☺️.
Life is beautiful ❤️
4 years ago, I asked a girl here on damadam for her mobile number. And Today, 4 years later, I finally asked her to marry me. She said no both times. So here's a random quote from Internet.
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you are the world❣️"💖
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17E2mqcEmq/
Sara Locha Background music ka,,
Mobile Snatching ho tu "Mere khyalon ki tapish lga do"🥺, aur agar Snatcher Pakray jayein tu "Karachi chal Karachi chal"...
Imran Khan Pr "Saazish mein Shamil" lga do Sed hojyega, Aur "Jutt Da muqabla" lga do Hero ban jyega..
Aur "Tere hi sapne andheron mein ujalon mein" tu 2 in one hei. Slow version=Ultra sed, Fast version=Happy . Goat BGM
https://youtu.be/UIdm5BDBsdc?si=p5Ge5cf09d47d66d
Iss reel world mein Sab music pr depend hogya
26 years since Nawaz Shareef was bit by a Napak Foji gernail.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CymuChjKE/
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