Uncle jee, Mujhy Paani Pila dijiye. Mujhy pyaas lagi h.
pani pani pani.
🇺🇸: Go with the Flow
🇵🇰: Mein uddi uddi jawaan Hawa de naal
Imagine Nawaz Shareef aaj game kr jye, Naye Army Cheif ka naam announce krde😛😛
Imagine only*
Couple Goals🥰 ft SRK
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17aP39r2Zh/
(Ek bar keh deti)
Sweety Sweety Tweety,
ab aajao Tum bhi..
Jitna Pyara din h,
Hei utne pyarey Hum..
Dikhne mein h choty,
Nahi kisi se kam.
https://youtu.be/rpxAHI1kE7g
You do bad, You go to hell in hereafter.
and In world, You go to Jail.
You do good, You go to heaven in Afterlife.
But in world there is no Equivalent of heaven.
Hum ne Hell k parallel Jail bna li, Tu acha kaam krne walon k liye jannat k parallel b kuch hona chahiye🤧..
Shaalalalala live for today
"If you dont fight for your Loove,
Wut kind of Loove do you haave?"
~Keanu Reevs
https://youtube.com/shorts/CE-nfkJil9I?si=lAA-uT729957d_cC
You won't believe, but I have attracted every girl I have ever met.😌😌
Yeah, sometimes, Some of them are shy to admit. But Cmon bitch Law of gravitation states every particle attract other particle with a force equal to F=G(M1xM²)/r2
So, Yea You are attracted to me.
CCA
Change.org pr bhi Petition pohanchi hui Damadam ki. XD. Kese kese loug hein.
https://www.change.org/p/mhb11-we-want-chupair-option-back-on-damadam-pk
Mein har mint Taqreeban atleast 7000 km travel kr rha hon. phir bhi loug kehte kuch krte ni.
(Considering Earths Motion and Milky way galaxy motion).
7000km ka mtlb hei taqreeban Karachi se Islamabad tk 3 trip(ana jana Mila k). Wo b sirf ek min mein. Itni jaldi mein hum kisi traf jaa rhe, lekin ye nahi pta k Jaa kis trf rhe, Aur kiu rhe. 😳
Ustaad Peelug Shat hogya tha.
Ye Simp Laundon ne bhi Bera gharaq kiya hua eco system ka. Har Chawal Aurat ko bhi itni attention dete. Bhai Theek hei, tu tarsa hua, phir bhi thora standard rkh. Jo tujhe muh ni lga rhi, eho dikha rhi, Kam az Kam thori si Gerat peda kr. Tujhe Maa baap ne khila pila k itna bara iss liye ni kiya, k Tu har dosri bandi ki post pr para reh. Wo tujhe Jawab bhi na deti ho. Thori si ego rkh, Standard rkh. Theek h, Simping kro, lekin kam az kam udhr jo aap ko atleast Jawab dene k Qabil smjhy.
Public Service Message for Men.
Trigger hore tu bhai Skip kro, I should not be that important for you, k Trigger ho k Mjhy reply kro. Learn the art of Ignoring people you dont like.
آپ کا شبھ چنتک
Aj mein apko ek Tech Savvy cheez sikhata hoon. (Jin ko pehle se pta hei wo skip to the good part krein) Ap ko agar kisi ko youtube ka link dena, Kisi specific time pr bhejna tu ap link k end pr (&t=) ye 3 characters Iga kr, Agey time (3m44s) lga kr link bhej dein. 'm' mtlb mint, 's' mtlb seconds.
https://youtu.be/8I4CkcRDOXM&t=2m41s
This will take you to 2:41 of the video. (&t=) iss ko copy kr k, Pin krlein keyboard mein.
&t=
Shustaa lehja, Beqarar ankhein, betarteeb saansein, ukhray qadmon aur behti naak k saath bhi wo ghbratey hue, Lekin hath se victory ✌️ ka nishan bnatey hue, kehne Iga:
"Mam, Can I go to toilet?"
Benazir ne kutta pala,
lambi lambi moochon wala,
khata tha wo Shahi Supari,
Naam tha usska As*f Zard*ri.
ان کے دیکھے سے جو آ جاتی ہے منہ پر رونق ۔۔۔
وہ سمجھتے ہیں ک بیمار کا حال اچھا ہے۔۔۔
غالب
Nana Pattekar once said:"Ye gannay ka danda hei, isse kha bhi saktay hein aur khaa bhi skty hein, fesla tum ne krna h"
Imagine Qabar mein Bichoo 🦂 aaye, Magar Dum Katta hua... Kiu k aap ne gaali dete hue uss mein Asterisk ✳️ (*) use kiye the🙂😍
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