China Kuch bhi kr skta😐. Desert ko Green bna rhe. and as far as i Remember Green attracts rains too. 🐊
https://x.com/i/status/2002366084712653242
کنگ آف دی آئیرن فسٹ ٹورنامنٹ جیتنے پر ہم جن کھزاما ولد حاجی مشیما کو مبارکباد پیش کرتے ہیں ۔
منجانب: چھچھوندر ایسوسی ایٹس
Censor Board mein job apply krne ka tareeqa kia hei?
Imagine Job description is 'Release date se bhi pehle Uncut, Uncensored poori film dekhna👾"
Chai ki Ice Tea nikal di.
Coffee ki Ice coffeee bna di.
Phir Coke Pepsi ki Hot Pepsi kiu ni bnayi.
"Raqeeb pr Taras Khana muhabbat ki toheen h"
~Not Me. i dont agree..
~pamrizad ka fren may be
Just realized ye billi tu narcisst aur kameeni thi😳.Hamein bachpan mein glat heroes dikhaye gye. Aur hum inn billi jeson se yehi seekhty k dosron ko kuch na do. Haq bhi mar k khao aur thenga dikhao🥲
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Sooraj na badla,
Chand na badla,
Na badla rey aasman..
O kitna badal gya Insaan.
Jigar dareeda hoon,
Chak e Jigar ki baat suno,
Umeed e Seher Ki baat suno.
Alam Raseeda hon,
Daman e Tarr ki baat suno,
Umeed e Seher ki baat suno
https://youtu.be/otE09jssJPA
Facebook pr koi Pakistani Indian ko neecha dikhanay k liye usse leh rha tha, K tmhara PM "Chai wala" hei.
Mujhe abhi tk smjh ni ayi, ye insukt kese hei. Kaash hmara bhi koi PM chai wala hota jo neeche se upar ata. Hum b Apne system pr Proud feel krte.
(Regardless Modi is a retard)
Pubg wala Penguin Pownin 🐧 kitna acha hei. Revive bhi deta, Heal bhi krta (Bandage de k)🥰
Mein ussko kb se Panda smjhta tha.
Being apolitical and neutral isn't ethical, I believe.
دنیا میں آپ جتنی خرابیاں دیکھتے ہیں، ان سب کی جڑ حکومت کی خرابی ہے۔ مودودی
When there is injustice in a society, every citizen becomes political, except the timid(buzdil) and the selfish(khudgarz).
~Attributed to Aristotle.
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Kisi bhi solid Material ki ek Elastic Limit hoti hei. Yani wo limit jahan tk ussey Compress kro, Ya stretch kro, Ya kisi bhi qism ka "Stress" do, aur phir choro tu wo wapis Apni original shape mein ajati. Lekin Agar iss limit se zyada Stress ho tu permanently deform hojata.
Ye value different materials k liye different hoti. Rubber ki alag, Steel ki alag.
Aese hi Insano ki bhi elasticity hoti, Bardasht ki hadd. Wo Cross kr jao, Tu wo Deform Hojaty, Wapis pehle jesi Shape mein ni aty. Jese Spring ko elastic limit se Zyada Khench do tu wo Khrab hojata.
Meri mehfil mein kar k andheray, Apni Mehfil sajaye hue hein.
Mein ap sb k liye ek ponzi scheme laya hoon. Mujhy pese de kr invest krein aur 35 days k baad ap double withdraw krwa skty. 100 rs minimum investment 😍.
Abul Ala Maududi<3:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DHsE5fdzk/
My DP backstory
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1EgTrUfdXx/
Mere chemistry k ek Buzurg Ustaad hmein Kehte the, K unn k paas Laboratory mein جن hein۔
Ek dant wala, Do dant wala aur 3 dant walay جن hein unn k paas.
Wo tu baad mein Pata chala, wo hydrogen, Oxygen aur Nitrogen ki baat kr rhe the. Aur 1,2,3 galiban Unn k valence thi.😳
Kul balayein🦁🐊 Jungle diyan,
Aa Laash⚰️ Sassi tey giyan,
Dekh👁️ k Lash Sassi di nu,
Heran😳 Khlotiyan Rahiyan,
Sassi akhya 🗣️ Beshak Khao 🍴 Meku,
Mein tey Dawat 😋🍴 deni payi aan,
Pr 2 akhiyan 👀 Medi mehfoz rkhaye,
Raah Keech Da Dekhdi payi aan😭..
(Jis ko smjh na aye, Time stamp wala link h, Subtitles/Closed Captions(CCs) on kr k dekh le, Translation k sath h).
https://youtu.be/55-ExedKAr0?t=340
Attaullah Once told :
"Ni sassiye jagdi Rahin,,
Raat Aj di Neend na maani,
Ni othaan 🐪 waley Tur jaan Gey
Fir lab di Phirein gi Haanri"
😔
بچھڑ گئے تو موج اڑانا۔۔
واپس میرے پاس نہ آنا۔۔
جب کوئی جا کر واپس آئے۔۔
روئے ، تڑپے یا پَچھتائے۔۔
میں پھر اس کو ملتا نہیں ہوں۔۔
ساتھ دوبارہ چلتا نہیں ہوں۔۔
گم جاتا ہوں، کھو جاتا ہوں۔۔
میں پتھر کا ہو جاتا ہوں۔۔
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