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Random Facc:
King Babar won battle of Panipat with lesser manpower coz he had Cannons (Toupein).
Uss ne ye topein subcontinent mein introduce krayi. His opponent had no idea.
(PS, Yahan Zaheer ud Din Babar ki baat hori, not the other King 💀)

Chachoondar
 

I like to walk alone in the park, Iss liye raat ko 12,1 bjey ka time suit krta

Chachoondar
 

India Losing 15 tosses in a row and still winning CT Trophy Undefeated,, arguably Proves that Luck/Fortune is just a Myth.
Work Hard and It pays off.

Chachoondar
 

Saw an Indian news channel reporting:
"Ambulances seen leaving Cuetta"🎀
Quetta ko Cuetta🎀(Pookie) bna dya

Chachoondar
 

Tu ek bar jo dil ki zameen choo leti,
Tu phr mein agla Qadam Asmaan pr rkhta
🤧

Chachoondar
 

Ranjit Singh ki 4 biwion, aur 7 side chicks(londiyan) uss ki lash k sath Satti(jal) ho gyin.
and ye ajkal ki Bachiyan Hum se loyalty mangti, aur Marne k baad naya dhond leti.😐 Cmon ladeez , You need to up the game

Chachoondar
 

Sometimes I tap my Watch, and scream out loud:
"CHROMOOoSTOONE"
in Ben 10 Voice and feel Like I have turned into 👾 Alien.

Chachoondar
 

Always be the person who is ready to learn new things, shape their opinions to perfection, based on new information you learn.
Instead of being sabit qadam or dheet in your thoughts.

Chachoondar
 

Khuwab Mein billi ayi, aur mene ussey Doodh pilaya

Chachoondar
 

Just saw a reel;
Light ko Chand se Earth tk pohanchne mein taqreeban sirf 1 second lgta(1.28 secs to be exact)
Lekin sooraj se zameen tk roshni ko pohanchne mein 8 minutes 20 second lagty😐
Just imagine ye Sooraj hum se kitna zyada dur hei, Plus kitna bara hei, jo still humein iss ki garmaish pohanchti.

Chachoondar
 

Jese hi Hosh mein aaonga, Chala Jaonga.

Chachoondar
 

Imagine you visit a Doctor tommorrow coz of Headache, he asks you to go for a MRI scan. and boom, You got a Tumour💅 last stage , uncurable.
Doc says he can try his best but nothing for sure. at bestt you might live 4 months more.
Your action plan to conclude life? 😷😷
(PS. this is a fictional lucky/ ideal situation. Not a lot of people get enough time to wrap up stuff.

Chachoondar
 

Ramzan mubarak is so middle class.
Lets post "Ramadan Mubarak" 🌸

Chachoondar
 

Agla superpower China lg rha, aur Mera andaza hei, Ye USA se zyada bara Raami hoga

Chachoondar
 

Chai k sath preffered Options:
Cake Rusk > Yellow Wali bread(Aka Brioche Bread)> Meiji Papay(Rusks)> Baqar Khani

Chachoondar
 

You watch squid Games, I watch Beast Games🦂. we ain't same

Chachoondar
 

Weird to know k different geographical countries mein Sunset k times weirdly late hoty.
For EG, Canada/France mein Garmiyon mein 9pm k bhi baad sooraj guroob hota xd.

Chachoondar
 

Ye jo loug Caste se bahir shadi ni krte, Inn ki logic mein kia ye Baba Adam ki aulaad nahi hoty?
Ya Ye kisi Orangutan Bandar se evolve hoty, jo inn ki caste alag hoti?

Chachoondar
 

The Cursed day: 8Feb2024
At 16:50 PST
https://damadam.pk/comments/text/41615592/
Polling takreeban Khtam hori thi, still Mujhe zyada umeed ni thi.
2 ghnty baad takreban 7 bje mene news dekhna shru ki.
Initial results mein PTI kpk se lead kr rhi thi aur punjab mein bhi 50/50 thi. PK mein Internet poori trah bahaal hochuka tha.
Koi bari dhandli ki news bhi ni thi, Which was surprising. Mene expect kiya tha k Election day kutton wali dhandli hogi.
I was switching channels, even to Geo, wahan b PTI agay thi.
Raat k 12 bj gye, I tried to sleep, lekin bar bar mobile chk kr ta rha. Raftar k mutabiq 136 Seats pr PTI agy thi. I went asleep happily😊.
subha 5 bje uth kr, I tuned ARY news live on YT while going to workshop
TBC...

Chachoondar
 

"Death spiral of Ants"
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CC1SBfWz9/
I feel Hum sab bhi dunya k "Death Spiral" mein trap hein. Maut tak hum sab bhi Ek hi path follow krte; taleem, naukri/kaarobaar, paisa, shadi, Bachay/khandaan banana phir Death.
Aur phir agli nasal bhi issi cycle/Spiral jo continue krti.
Iss sab k beech khushiyan bhi milti hain aur dukh o takleef bhi; kuch ki takleef zyada hoti dusron se.
Shayad we are supposed to be like this,, but Personally I don't like this cycle.