FEMALE Me MALE Aata Hai..
SHE Me HE Aata Hai..
WOMAN Me MAN Aata Hai..
Iska Matlab Pata hai Kiya Hai.??
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Iska Matlab Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai Aurton Me Ghusnay Ki.. 
Hahhaha
Ek Pagal Ny Hath Me Cigarette Daba K Pucha:
Batao Mere Hath Me Kiya Hai.??
2nd Pagal: Train.
1st Pagal: Tumhen Kese Pata Chala.??
2nd Pagal: Tumhare Hath Me Se Dhuwan Nikal Raha Tha..
Hhahahaha
3 Choohy Apny Aap Ko Bahadur Sabit Kerny Ki Koshish Ker Rahy Thy..
1st: Me Zehreela Khana Kha sakta Hun..
2nd: Me Chuha Maar Trap Me Se Cheez Nikal K Kha Sakta Hun..
3rd Chuha Ye Sun Ker Jany Laga..
1st Chuha: Tum Kahan Ja Rahy Ho??
3rd Chuha: Yaaro Aaj Me Billi K Sath Date Maarny Ja Raha Hun.. :
Hhahaha
😉😊😊😄😃😆😆😊😋😁
Ek Larka Larki Se Piyar Kerta Tha
Magar Larki Se Keh Nahi Pata Tha..
Ek Roz Larki Ko Park Me Akela Dekh Ker Us Ny Socha;
"Aaj Dil Ki Baat Keh Hi Dunga."
Wo Larki K Pass Gaya Aur Bary Piyar Se Bola:
"Chanda.."
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Abhi Itna Hi Kaha Tha K
Larki Ny Us K Hath Me 50 Ka Note Rakha Aur
Wahan Se Chali Gai..
Hahhaha
Ek Larka Dance Dekhny Night Club Gaya..
Maa Ko Pata Chala To Us Ny Ghusse Se Kaha:
Kiya Tum Ny Wahan Kuch Aisa Dekha Jo Tumhen Nahin Dekhna Chahiye Tha.??
Larka Bola: Yes Mom, Me Ny Wahan Papa Ko Dekha Tha..
Hahhaha
Ek Admi Petrol Pump Gaya.
Wahan Log Apni Gaari Ko Wash Ker Rahy Thy.
Wo Bhi Apni Cycle Le Gaya Aur Kaha: Bhai Isko Bhi Wash Ker Do..
Unho Ne Cycle Ki Jagah Usay Wash Kerdia.. :-
Papa: Beta Tum Kab Tak Parhty Rahy Thy.?
Pappu: Raat 1 Bajy Tak.
Papa: Magar 11 Bajy To Light Chali Gai Thi.
Pappu: Me Parhny Me Itna Magan THa K
Light Jany Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala..
Hahhaha
Bacha Maa Se:
Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.
Maa Khush Ho Ker:
Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?
Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny
Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao
Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao..
Hahhaha
Allah Aap Ko Zindagi De..
Allah Aap Ko Sehat De..
Allah Aap Ko Khushiyan De..
Allah Aap Ko Kamyabi De..
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Sab Yaad Ho Gaya..??
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Chal Ab Utha Catora Aur Shuru Ho Ja..
Altaf Bhai Se Kisi Ny Pucha:
Mere Paas 4 Apple Hen,
Unko 5 Aadmiyon Me Kese Taqseem Kerunga??
Altaf Bhai Muskura K Boly:
Ek Admi Ko Urra Do..
DHISHOOOM...
Hahhahaha
Pappu: Ammi Meri Aankhen Sakht Dukh Rahi Hen, Kiya Kerun??
Ammi: Kambakhat' Apna Mobile
Ubaal Ker Us K Qatry Apni Aankhon Me Daal Le..
Hahhaha
Bacha: Papa Aap K Liye Ek Khushkhabri Hai.
Papa: Wo Kiya Beta.?
Bacha: Aap Ny Kaha Tha Na K Agar
Me Pass Ho Gaya To Aap Mujhy Cycle La Ker Do Gy..
Papa: Haan Kaha Tha Phir Kiya Tum Pass Ho Gaye??
Bacha: Nahi Papa, Khushkhabri Ye
Hai K Me Ny Aap K Paise Bacha Liye..
Hhahaha
Breaking News..!
"Pappu Ny Kal Raat
Be-rozgaari Se Tang Aa Ker
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Pankhy Me Rassi Daal Ker
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,
,
Jhatkay Se Pankha Utara,
Aur
,
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Bechny Chala Gaya..
Hahahha
Pappu Ny Apny Shadi Shuda Dost Se Pucha:
Yaar Tum Raat Ko Online Kab Aaty Ho.??
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Pappu Dukh K Maary Ro Para
,
Jab Us K Dost Ny Kaha;
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,
,
"Bartan Dhony K Baad".
Hhahaha
Baap: Beta Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
Pappu: Abba Me Parh Raha Hun.
Baap: Tumhari Kitab Se Ye Roshni Kesi Nikal Rahi Hai.?
Pappu: Abba Ye Elm Ki Roshni Hai..
Baap : Shabash Mera Puttar Dil Laga Ker Parh.
Hahahaha
Pappu Ko Ghar Walon Ny Kheer Banany K Liye "Pista" Leny Bheja.
Shopkeeper: Kiya Chahiye.??
Pappu Be-Khayali Me: Ji "Rishta"..
Hahhahaha
College Wali "Lash Pash" Hoti Hai..
Uni Wali "Zabardast" Hoti Hai..
Hotel Wali "Mast" Hoti Hai..
Office Wali "Thori Karvi" Hoti Hai..
Ghar Wali "Thori Sweet" Hoti Hai..
5 Star Wali "Thori Mahngi" Hoti Hai..
Lekin Ek Baat Hai;
"Chai Chai" Hoti Hai..
Magar Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topon Ki Salami..
Hhahaha
FAQEER: ALLAH K Naam Per Kuch De Do.
Ghar Se Larki Boli: Kuch Nahi Hai Mauf Kero..
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FAQEER: Apna Number Hi De Do,
Baba Dua Bhi Keryga Aur Msg Bhi..
Hahhaha
Pappu Ko Cheezen Mangny Ka Bohat Shoq Tha.
Footpath Per Cigarette Pity Admi Se Bola:
Janab Kiya Aap K Pass Machis Hogi?
Admi Ny Machis De Di.
Pappu Jaib Me Hath Daal Ker Bola:
Oho, Me Cigarette To Ghar Hi Bhool Aya.
Admi Bola: Acha To Phir Meri Machis Mujhy Wapas Dedo..
Hahhaha
Pappu: Amma Nalky Me Pani Kahan Se Ata Hai??
Maa: Beta Darya Se.
Ek Din Pappu Apny Baap K Sath
Darya K Kinary Ja Raha Tha K
Uska Baap Darya Me Gir Gaya..
Pappu Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Se Bola:
"Amma Jaldi Se Nalka Khol Do,
Abba Kahin Kisi Aur K Ghar Me Na Chaly Jaen.."
Hhahahha
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