Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
Aaj ki pyaari baat
Agar ek haara hua Insan harne ke bad bhi smile kare,
to jitnewala apni jeet ki khushi kho deta hai,
That is the POWER of SMILE.
When Someone Touches You
And You Don't Feel It,
Its Ignorance.
When Someone Touches You
And You Feel It,
Its Love.
But When Nobody Touches You
But You Feel It, Then Its Khujli ..
Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? Boyfrnd: 2, 1 Tum or 1 wo oper After Meriage Wife: Chand kitne hoty hain? Husband: Anni diye, Nazr nai anda 1 Ek honda aa..
Husband:Agar mere HatTh Me sarakar ho to Mein Desh ki Taqdir Badal dunga Wife:Tum pahle Apna Payjama Badal Lo Subha se Ulta pehna hua h
I think intny boht he 😂
Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon Nahi liya…? socho…? Thoda sa aur socho…socho. ..socho.. . Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai, Tumko kya lena dena hai.
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