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Funny joke
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Backbenchers be like 😇
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Very risky dont try
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2 min silence for this genius
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Hassan_mehar
 

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Hassan_mehar
 

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with? Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!😂😂😆

Look again ..😇😇
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Hassan_mehar
 

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag

Funny joke
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Hassan_mehar
 

1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre
din hi
un ka
bacha hua
khana kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D'

Hassan_mehar
 

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
Bacha: . Tution Parhne K Liye..

Hassan_mehar
 

G!rl Ask 2 Pappu :- Wo Kya Ha! Jo Cow Ke Pass 4 Aur Merey Pas 2 He!n ??
Pappu :- Legs,,,,,
G!rl :- Wo Kya Ha! Jo Tumhr! Pant Me!n Ha! Or Mer! Pant Me!n Nh! Ha!..??
Pappu :- Pa!sey,,,,,
G!rl :- Wo Kya Ha! Jo Log D!n Me!n Krney Ke Bjaye Raat B!star Par Krten Ha!n
Pappu :- N!nd Pur! Krten He!n,,,,
G!rl :- Wo K!a Ha! Jo Lrki Pehl! Dffa Krwatey HuePa!n
K! Wajah Sey Rot! Ha! ??
Pappu :- Kaan Me!n Ched,,,,
MORAL :- Aap Bh! Apn! Soch,,,,,
Pappu K! Tarhaan Saaf Rkhen

Hassan_mehar
 

bf ask a question to his gf
Rambha Has Big,.
Simran Has Small,.
Girls Have,. Boys Do Not Have,What Is That?
GF- Kaminey tujhe to har waqt bas wochahiye
bf- Kamini terko har waqt bas wahi dikhta ha
me Alpabet ‘ R ‘ ki baat kar raha hun 😂😂😅

Hassan_mehar
 

Lady to Auto Driver : Ander tak jaayega kya?
Auto Driver : Bilkul jaayega , aapke liye to khada kiya hai madam…
…
Lady : Thik hai toh..…jaldi se ghumake phicche se le lo.😂😂

Information about Quran
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
Dehan se parhna