Bf texting to his Gf: Hey baby what's up.? Gf- Nothing much just washing my BO*BS Bf- What.! Gf- Yeah. They've become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time. Bf- What the hell. Gf- yes baby, I am very angry as people just want to press them. Bf- what the fuck u r talking???? Gf- yes honey, it's true n u know especially in metro older people young guys n even kids come n press them n what I can do is just smile. I dont know they're fascinated by them or what???? Bf- Are you out of your mind, they just press your... Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh .. Sorry baby!! I meant BOOTS... Damn this touch screen na !!!!
- Twinkle Twinkle little star (male version) “N*pple n*pple little star" “Can I f*ck you in my car".. “Up above your b**bs so high" “Always milky never dry".. “Let me press it don't be shy" “Open your p*nty and let me try" 😔
GIRL: I want to show you something. BOY: Okay. GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom? BOY: (excited) sure, we can. GIRL: Can I switch off the light? BOY: Go on. GIRL: Can I close the curtains and windows? BOY: (very excited) Fast! GIRL: Can I lock the door? BOY: Wow! Yea immediately! GIRL: I'm done, come closer. BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing). GIRL: "I want to show you that my watch has a light, you can use it to check the time in darkness." 😔
Ghost 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*. Ghost 1: *No* Ghost 2: *Idiot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now*😔
Two men died same day and become Ghost.* *And this conversation ensued between them* Ghost 1: *How did you die?* Ghost 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and died*. Ghost 1: *Oh! What a sad way to die*. Ghost 2: *Yeah. How did you die?*. Ghost 1: *I died of heart attack. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife naked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heart attack and died.* continue...
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