Instead of putting fruits in a refrigerator, bind them with a thread and hang the thread from ceiling,
in this way the fruits will take longer to rot because the fruits will think that they're still in the tree
😁
I like sleeping because dreams are better than reality😁
I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying😁😁
Whenever my brain says Crunches my stomach auto-corrects it to Cupcakes😁
A wise man once said
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NOTHING
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Sometimes you have to act as a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you
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There are two ways to succeed in life:
1. Never tell everything you know.
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Somewhere, out there
A plant is growing cotton for your shroud
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There are two types of people in this world:
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Never forget that you're someone's reason to smile
👍😊
Because you are a joke
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The best feeling is waking up in the middle of night and realizing you still have hours to sleep
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You are not afraid of being alone in a dark room, you're just afraid of NOT being alone in a dark room
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I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean
and people think I'm joking
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Somethings are better left unsaid.
Unfortunately I often realize this after I have said them
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Always wrong persons teach the right lessons of life..
so in this way I'm a teacher of many
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Not only does my mind wander
But sometimes it walks off completely
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Me: I don't study because I'm depressed
Mom: Okay, but why are you depressed?
Me: Because I don't study
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Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a lizard disappear in their bedroom.
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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
🤗😂😂🤣
A recent survey has found that one in three men is as stupid as other two
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