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God is watching us All

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if she scratch your balls keep her 🦋

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just like liam payne one day my dick is gonna fall off and die 😔

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Dear sir sorry I can't come today
my neighbor is taking a shower and im watching her

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youre all welcome

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starting to understand why brad pitt just lay in sofa all day and watch tv in true romance

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pointy pointy pointy my point is sharp and pointy
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you know
where i should be right now
in the woods
furiously masturbating

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting people. some people say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fuckking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons andAMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me youre heliphobe.

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Whenever I get a pack of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

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forgive english,
i come to study clothing and fashion at islamabad university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in islamabad 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me cool fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this Islamabad boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in peshawar. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty.

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apology for poor english
when were you when liam payne falls?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
‘liam payne is fall’
‘no’

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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the moon tonight is giving

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rip liam i hope ur not in payne anymore

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im no longer sick ☺️

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anyone else facing robots playing basket ball in Instagram ads issue

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collin ferral is such an underrated actor i love him

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october 16
high on antibiotics like a farm chicken on steroids

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so i went to gym after 2 days