Muhabbat k andhon ko muhabbat k siwa dikhy he kaaaa๐
Jindagi phull jhand hey...
๐๐๐๐ซ
I closed my eyes
and woke up in a ghost town.
Everything is familiar,
and everything is strange..
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You might think hell is bad but life is so much worse..๐ท
Murderer : any last words?
Me : youdickhead๐ซ๐ท๐ท
Come to hell, everyone gets a free iPhone 666๐ค๐ค๐ค๐จ
The meaning of life is to enjoy it while it lastsโ๐ฟ
If youโre having a rough time right now, things will get better. Then youโll eventually die and end up in hell๐ข๐ข
The more you sin the more youโll be appreciated in hell ๐๐ฟ๐ฃ
Killing animals for fun doesn't make you a badass, it makes you an asshole...๐๐
Murderer : any last words?
Me : hurry up before someone has a chance to stop you.๐ท๐ท
imagine going to hell
for small lies
like " i miss u" ๐๐๐ฟ
Nobody cares unless youโre pretty or deadโ
Well, Iโm pretty dead inside and still nobody cares so??โนโน๐๐
*during sex*
Her : have you been a bad boy?
Me : yes Iโve been so bad
*takes off mask and reveals itโs actually Santa*
Santa : on the naughty list you go then๐ฆ๐ฃ
The more you sin the more points you get to spend in hells gift shop.๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟโป
Me : what did you do to come to hell
Him: I musterbated with anointing oil
Me: wow go to the VIP section..๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฟ
I donโt discriminate, I hate everyone equally๐๐๐๐ฟ
I donโt want to die I just donโt like being alive.๐๐ฟ
Find the beautiful one:
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You couldnโt find it, could you? Thatโs because the beautiful one is you, SIKE youโre ugly...๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ
Who wants a vip pass to Hell?
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