Muhabbat k andhon ko muhabbat k siwa dikhy he kaaaaπ
Jindagi phull jhand hey...
ππππ«
I closed my eyes
and woke up in a ghost town.
Everything is familiar,
and everything is strange..
π
You might think hell is bad but life is so much worse..π·
Murderer : any last words?
Me : youdickheadπ«π·π·
Come to hell, everyone gets a free iPhone 666π€π€π€π¨
The meaning of life is to enjoy it while it lastsβπΏ
If youβre having a rough time right now, things will get better. Then youβll eventually die and end up in hellπ’π’
The more you sin the more youβll be appreciated in hell ππΏπ£
Killing animals for fun doesn't make you a badass, it makes you an asshole...ππ
Murderer : any last words?
Me : hurry up before someone has a chance to stop you.π·π·
imagine going to hell
for small lies
like " i miss u" πππΏ
Nobody cares unless youβre pretty or deadβ
Well, Iβm pretty dead inside and still nobody cares so??βΉβΉππ
*during sex*
Her : have you been a bad boy?
Me : yes Iβve been so bad
*takes off mask and reveals itβs actually Santa*
Santa : on the naughty list you go thenπ¦π£
The more you sin the more points you get to spend in hells gift shop.πΏπΏπΏβ»
Me : what did you do to come to hell
Him: I musterbated with anointing oil
Me: wow go to the VIP section..ππ¦π¦π¦πΏπΏ
I donβt discriminate, I hate everyone equallyππππΏ
I donβt want to die I just donβt like being alive.ππΏ
Find the beautiful one:
π±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈπ±βοΈ
You couldnβt find it, could you? Thatβs because the beautiful one is you, SIKE youβre ugly...πππΏπΏ
Who wants a vip pass to Hell?
ββπΏ
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