Lakhon Haseen Samne Aye Bhi Tu Kya, <3
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Ankhon Ko Si Liya Hai Tumhe Dekhne K Bad.. <3
Sara zamana haseeno ka deewana but I am only one jo apni attitude ka deewana.
Mujhy nafrat pasand hai lakin dikhaway ka pyaar nahi.
Mujhy sudarnay walay sudaartay sudaartay khud bigar
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Kisi kay pass ego hai toh kisi kay pass attitude hai per hamaray pass to eik dil hai wo bhi bara cute hai.


Us nay pucha ap ki tareef mein nay kaha jitni karo utni kam hai.π₯΄π₯΄π
log mere baarey m kya sochty hain..
yeh b main sochun to woh kya sochien gy..
its my attitude.. π
pubg mein pause aur life mein reverse na kbhi howa tha, na ha or na kbhi hogaππππ€ #BaLochSahab
Mere Hu Tum Ye Weham Tha Mujhe
Β Or Ye Weham Bohat Eham Tha Mujhe.. ....
How To Burn 200 Calories..?
Walking= 45 Min.
Running= 18 Min.
Swimming= 16 Min.
Tennis= 23 Min.
Yoga= 31 Min.
Lekin Ye Sab Kuch Kerny Se Behtar Hai K
Banda 2 Minute Apni Bivi Se Behas Ker Le..
Is Se Pury Tan-Badan Me Aag Lag Jaye Gi
Aur Sab Kuch Burn Ho Jaye Ga.. 
Auraten Apni Aulad Se Ziyada Apny Shoher Se Mohabbat Kerti Hen.
Is Ka Suboot Ye Hai K Wo Ghar Se Jaty Waqt
Apni Aulad Ko To Padosan K Ghar Chor Ker Ja Sakti Hen,
Magar Apny Shoher Ko Nahi.. 
Hhahaha
2 Dost Apas Me Beth Ker Baat Ker Rahy Thy..
1st Dost: Me Doctor Hun Or Tum??
2 Dost: Me Army Me Hun.
1st Dost: Wahan Kab Jaty Ho??
2nd Dost: Jab Time Milta Hai.
1st Dost Aesi Konsi Army Hai??
2nd Dost: Hamari Pubg Ki Army.. 
Hahahaha
Married men live longer than single men do,
but,
married men are a lot more willing to die.πππ
Admi:
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
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Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
Insan Jab Gunah Ka Irada Kerta Hai To
Daaen Baaen Aagy Peechy Sab Kahin Dekhta Hai,,
Bas,,
,,
Ooper Nahi Dekhta..!
Good Night..
Meri wali ka phone aaya, Boli Babu mosam acha hai,
Mene bola PUBG me game sabka hai,
Phone rakh warna breakup hona pakka haiβ¦
note:mera koi scene nhi babu shona walaππ€π
PUBG is my New GirlFriend
baChpan gta vice city ki galyn mein gzr or jawani pubg ke jangln mein gzr rahaπ€ͺπ
DiLo se khlna Ata nhi hume iS lye hum pubg khl lya krte hain


nend se kya shkwa jo ati nhi raat bar qasor to pubg ka ha jo rat br sone nhi dtaπππ
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