Guess something about me I'll reply with True or false 🖤
*After my death my mother telling others about me*
Zinda thii tb bhe aisy he leti rehti thi, ab bhe aisi leti hoi hay koi fark nahi lag rhaa bus hath ma phone ki kami hay.
Thank god!! finally we got to know that who tf is binod😡😤
🤣🤣 who is Binod, real story 😜
Someone: What's wrong ?
Me: Almost sb kuch hi wrong hy, theek to mery kartoot kuch hony nhi dety.
You're not a proper pakistani if you don't have two birth dates.
Boys who are extra nice to you are not flirting. He's a grown up gentlemen, ladies.
we all have a friend whose laugh is funnier than the joke.
My girl can wear whatever she wants, you touch her I’ll break your jaw. That simple.
Bas ye Bolne Wala Banda yes krwao
I maybe ugly but I can wash my face in public and still have same eyebrows
Faasla rakhein mere hath mai choona hai, phir baad main naa kehna k kyun lagaya.
main apne ghar ki imran khan hun kuch bhi ho toh galiyan mujhe hi parti hain.
"Mard bari pyari cheez hain"
Kabhi ek lrki ki khatir dusri lrki ko nahi chorta balke dono ko adjust karne ki porri koshish krta hai.
- Worst thing a girl can do to herself is dye her black hair golden.
Didn't know I was that easy to replace.. dil tootne ke baad jo husn charhta haii ab uska intezaar haii..
Booking open for DHA in Indian occupied Kashmir
Guyss Comment Down..
I wannaa Stalk Your Ids.. Nd I will Give One Best thing About It.. ✨
- MOm : Meri beti DOcter banegii.
Beti On facebOok : - Ap kasam khaiin ya zehar I dOn't care.😂🤣🙈
Relatives From Father Side's Are Useless
_'بہن' کی ایک چیخ پر 'چھپکلی' کو مار کر اسی کی 'لاش' سے بہن کو ڈرانے والی مخلوق کو 'بھائی' کہتے ہیں 🙂
"اوپر پھینک دوں گا بتا رہا ہوں" 😛🦎
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