Someone : How lucky are you?
Me : Meri phupo ka koi beta nahi hai.
Middle class mein depression nahi hota, agar hota hai tou kehty hai dhang say sotay nahi ho..
Itny x tu mainy 18years ky mathematics mai nahi dekhy jetny ajkal ky lougo ky hain.
#candy
How middle class are you?
Humare ghar me narazgi ke baad sorry bolne wala koi scene nahi. Khud hi mood theek hojata hai.
Imagine you fell in love with me and I died in car accident.
Teacher : What is ur father name ?
4 y/o me : papa
I wanna sleep for 2 years & wake up with a degree, an apartment & billions of money in the bank.
Saving file as "sjdgjsgithdsn" just because I'm too lazy to write a proper title.
Girls on social media: Boys with beard are love.
Girls in reality: ami mai is molvi se shadi nahi kron gi😐
Barish ata h to light jata h, light ata h to net jata h, Net ata h to Mehboob jata h.😐
Larkiya sab se zyada serious eyeliner lagaty waqt hoti hein😑
Haram muhabbat karo gay to, harami hi Milain gay bruh 😐
- Drop a most common dialogue of your mom 🙄
I just wanna say sorry to those people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how boring I am.
Boys without beard and moustaches are my sisters 😴
Of course I get jealous when someone have my favourite person's attention.
Jinka koe nhi hota unka "last seen" off hota hai.
*Me to my brother without any reason*
Ye tmhaary saary DOST nashaayii lgty hain shaklo0nn seyy.
Phys class: Time Taken By Car 4km/hr
Me: Time Bhi Taken Hai Bss Mein He Single Hon .
People who say "Hainaa" are cute.
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