Haye Garmiiiπ
Finding your soulmate means connecting in a sexual, mental, and physical way. And having someone around whom you find fascinating, hilarious, and wonderful.
*At 3 am phone busy*
Sorry yaar khala ki call agayi thi ammi se baat karwa rahi thi.π
Iss tym tu tbb jahnmmmi nzrr a rhyy btwa π
Pura hafta WhatsApp 8XM bana hota hai aur jummay ke din Qtv ban jata hai.
Sara din online rehna aur kisi ko moun na lagany wala talent hai mujh main.
I have a PHD in scrolling, stalking and overthinking.
Dirty but loyal.
Free WiFi mil jaye tw bnda Thri dair k lye sare dukh dard bhool jata hai. ππ
We are depressed generation hiding ourselves behind jokes and memes.
Binaa kisi baat ke ghamgheen hujane wala talent hai mujh mein. π
Ap btayen ?
No one:
Urdu teacher: isi baat pe mujhe ek shair yaad agya hai.
WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook sab hai bs koi bat karny wala nhi hai.
Others : Eraser, Sharpener, Marker
My friends : Rabatt, Shopner, Markel.

Sar se baal aur nazron se log girtay hi ja rhay hainπ
Apko lgta ha k bs apki zindagi mushkil ha???
Think about the doctor who have a crush on a nurse and still have to call her sister.
Nobody :
Borgers :Bro maama ne bola hai self isolation karo jab tk virus hide nhi hojata.
No one :
Fckbois : konsi wali tabyyat kharab hai tumhari?
Kidnapper: We have kidnapped your Son
Mom: Baat karwao meri
Kidnapper: Lo karlo baat
Mom: Aur chala mobile
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