A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart💓
Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words. Keep your words positive because your words become your behavior. Keep your behavior positive because your behavior becomes your habits. Keep your habits positive because your habits become your values. Keep your values positive because your values become your destiny
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.🤣🤣
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do.😋
I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK."😇😂😂
Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.🤣🤣
If camera 📷lenses are round, why are the pictures square? 🤔🤷🏻♂️
The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!😜🤣
How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary.🙃🤣
My damadm friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.😜😜
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.😁
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. 🤣
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.🤷🏻♂️
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.😂🤣
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.😁
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.🤣
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.😜
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