Dear phone, If you don’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, You wouldn’t have died so quickly. 🤪
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black😜🤣
When I get home at night I look up at the sky and talk to the stars pretending its you. It acts just like you though, very far away and never responds to anything I say 😔
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program 🤣
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”😇😇
Newtons Law of love:
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.🤣
I used to have superpowers… But a therapist took them away😔
There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it🤣
I was once told I can do anything as long as I believe in myself.I wanted to fly so I jumped off a building…. It didn’t work 🤯
I’m not superstitious, just stitious.
I used to be apathetic. Now, I just don’t care anymore.
