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Mr.Owii
 

Us ne kaha or dabao,,,🙈😘
Mene dabaya ,,,😍🙈
Us ne kaha or dabao ,,
Mene or dabaya ,,,🌧️🫂🖤
Us ne kaha Baniyan nikal do 😹🙈phir dabao,,🙈
Mene phir dabaya ,,,😍😍🔥
Us ne kaha Paint bhi nikal do phir dabao,,😍🙈
Mene phir dabaya Aur
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Dekha ho gya na Suit Case band..:-p😂😂😂
Buhut Handy Mind Ka Bandy Legends Log😂😂

Mr.Owii
 

Nokrani: Bibiji, Apni Saaree Wapas le lo.
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Lady: Kyun?🙈🥴
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Nokrani: Jab Pehanti hun to SAHAB,🙈
Aap samajh k dhyan hi nahi dete,
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Ulte DRIVER pichhe se Lipat Jata😂
Hai.. ;-p ;-)🤕
Legends🙈😂😂

Mr.Owii
 

Teacher: Translate into English;🌧️🥴
"Khush K Maare Us Ki Chhati Phool Gai"
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Student:😹😹😹
Due To Happiness,🤌😼
His Chest Turned Into
Breast".. ;-) ;-.c1
Teacher Shocked..🙈😯😯
Student Rocked.. ;-)😛😛😛😛😛🔥
Legends 🙈🙈🙈

Mr.Owii
 

am Back 😁😵kaha Ho Sab Legends 😹💫Ajao Post Dkhnh😹😵

Mr.Owii
 

Patni Ny Apny Pati Se Pucha:🤔
Agar Dunya 20 Minute me Khatam Hony Wali Ho To🙄😼
Tum Sab Se Pehly Kiya Kerna Chaho Gy??🙈😈🖤😹
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Pati: Simple Si Paat Hai,
S3x Kerna Chahunga.
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Patni Masumiyat Se:😁☀️🤑
Phir Baki K 19 Minute
Kiya Kero Gy??.. ;-)
😂😂😂😂😅😛 Legends Kidr Ho ajao Post Pa 😁😛😅
Hahahha

Mr.Owii
 

Papa: Ek Zamana Tha Jab Me
10 Rupay Me Doodh Pee K Aata Tha..
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Son: Wo Zamana Gaya Papa,
Aaj Kal To 10 Rupay Me Koi
Dikhaati Bhi Nahi Hai.. ;-p ;-)
(Only Legend's Can Understand 😅😈🙈🖤💫💫💫

Mr.Owii
 

Bijli ki Taar or Ladki me Kya Similarty hai???🤥🤥😹🙄🤔🤔
Guess..?🤔🤔🤔🤔
Not Sure..?🤕🤔🤔🤕🤔🤕
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Oh Come on Yaar, Simple Hai,😈😈🙈
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Dono Nangi ho to Jaan Nikal deti hen.. ;-)😈😂😹😹
kaha Ho Legends Damadam Ka ajao Post Pa😂😂😹😹

Mr.Owii
 

Pati Patni se: Aaj Phir Paalak, Roz roz ye kya Tamasha hai??
Patni: To kya hua Isme Bohut Iron Hota hai..
Pati: To Tu Meri gaand me se kya
TMT Sariya Nikalna Chahti Hai??.. ;-(Only Legends can understand 😂😹🙈🙈

Mr.Owii
 

Boss ne Pucha:😼
Der kyu hui, Late Utha Kya.??
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Me: Nahi Sir,,😈😵
Uth Gaya tha isi liye late ho Gaya. ;-)
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Jisko Samaj aaye Wo like karo,😍😍
Baaki lage raho aap logon ko pogo ki TRP badhani hai....😂😂😂
. :-<img class=" />Only Legends Can understand 😁😂😈🖤

Mr.Owii
 

Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
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Dirty Mind.!😼😈😈😈😈
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"Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hen.
Aur
"Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hen.
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Dua Hai Ki Apke
"Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.. ;-) :-D
Hahhaha😂😂😂😂👻🙏

Mr.Owii
 

Could you find a way to let me down slowly?🥴
A little sympathy, I hope you can show me💫
If you wanna go then I'll be so lonely🥴🖤
If you're leavin', baby, let me down slowly😴🤕
Let me down, down,🌝 let me down, 🌚down, let me down🤥
Let me down,🤧 down, let me down, down, let me down👻
If you wanna go then I'll be so lonely😵
If you're leavin', baby, let me down slowly🌚🤑

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*ہماری سلطنت میں پیسہ نہیں؛وفا کے سکہ چلتے ہیں*👑😏.💫☀️🖤😈
M  : *ہماری سلطنت میں پیسہ نہیں؛وفا کے سکہ چلتے ہیں*👑😏.💫☀️🖤😈 - 
Mr.Owii
 

✏️✏️✏️جب دلوں سے انسان نکلتے ھیں تو پتا چلتا ھے کے ان کی تو ضرورت ھی نہیں تھی ضرورت تو اللہ کی تھی جو ہمیشہ سے تھا اور رھے گا♥
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Mr.Owii
 

✏️✏️✏️*جبــــــــ زندگی کی سمجھ آنے لگ جائے ... تو پہلا حق خاموشی کا بنتا ہے ... کہ آپ اسے اختیار کریں ........!!!*
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