Aapki tasveer bnate hen to adhuri reh jati hai,
Kbhi seeng reh jate hen to kbi poonch reh jati hai😂😂
Punjabi: Meri Gf Lahore Rehti hai. Teri Gf kahan rehti hai?
Pathan: O Yara Hamara Gf to Naraz HI rehtA hai..:-p
hAHAHA
Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama, . aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak dhyaan say parhny ka Shukria.,,✍️😂
Agar Aapki Girlfriend, 'S'mart Hai, 'I'nteligent Hai, 'S'weet Hai, 'T'alented Hai, 'E'motional Hai, 'R'omantic Hai, Toh Short Mein Aap Use, 'SISTER' Bula shakte Ho !!!😝😂
Zindagi Main Sada Muskuraty Raho,
Faslay Kam Karo, Dil Milaty Raho,
Dard Kesa Bhi Ho, Koi Gham Na Karo,
IODEX Khareedo, Aur Lagaty Raho.😂😂
Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban Ke Tamanna Meri,
Dil Karta Hai Band Karwa Dun Sim Teri,
Door Duniya Ka Mere Dam Se Andhera Ho Jaye,
Jo Mujhe MSG Na Kare Us Ka Mobile Kho Jaye..😂😂😂
Hijar Ki Tanhai Kuch Yun Guzar Lete Hain,
Mukhtalif Zaviyon Se Selfie Utar Lete Hain😂🤳
** Computerized Love **
Kal Jab Mily Thy To Dil Me Hua Ek Sound,
Aaj Mily To Kehty Ho Your File Not Found..
Jo Muddat Se Hota Aya Hai Wo Repeat Ker Dunga,
Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindgi Ctrl+Alt+Del Ker Dunga..
Shayad Mere Piyar Ko Taste Kerna Bhool Gaye,
Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiya K Paste Kerna Bhool Gaye..
Lakho Hongy Nigah Me Kabhi Mujhy Bhi Pick Kero,
Mere Pyar K Icon Per Kabhi To Double Click Kero..
Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3 month bad wapis aya to pathan ko obama ka phone aya
Pathan:hi obama hw r u?
Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!..
Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3 month bad wapis aya to pathan ko obama ka phone aya
Pathan:hi obama hw r u?
Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!..😂
good night have a sweet dreams
Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le ke a raha hai😂😂😂
Boy apni lover se: tum hoti to aisa hota tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.
Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Aap Par Barse, Aapki Chahat Ko Aalu Tamatar Bhi Tarse, Aapki Zindagi Mein Aaye Itne Baingan Ke, Aap Kuch Bhi Aur Khane Ko Tarse...😂
Log kehte hain Pyar itna bhi mat karo K Girl friend sar pe savaar ho jaye...Hum kehte hain K Pyar itna karo K Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhare saath farar ho jaye..
Aankhon se hamesha jo rahtey hain Door, Wah Wah, Aankhon se hamesha jo rahtey hain door, Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.😭😭😭😂😂
kbe hem b Tom b tha ashna ... yeh gazal ho ge kese k paas
#تمہیں خوش کرنے کیلیے۔۔
اکثر خود کو #رلایا ہے میں نے۔
good morning 🌞
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