One Pathan said to another, "Bro, where's the hidden naswaar?"
The other Pathan smirked and said, "Ah, the secret stash? Well, if I tell you, I'd have to... well, actually, I still won't tell you!"
The first Pathan groaned, "Come on, man! Just tell me!"
The second Pathan leaned in close, acting serious. "Alright, here's the deal: follow the scent. If it leads you to my shoes, don't be surprised. If it leads you to my pillow, well... just don’t ask questions."
The first Pathan, confused but curious, sniffed around like a detective and finally said, "Bro, all I'm getting is the smell of yesterday's kebab!"
The second Pathan shrugged, laughing, "Guess you’ll have to try again tomorrow. My naswaar hides only for the worthy!"
I'm asking again where can I get some nice tasty strawberry apple and cheese croissant 🥹