Damadam.pk
S@mmi's posts | Damadam

S@mmi's posts:

S@mmi
 

SUno
Agr ghUsaa hO tOh aao tUmhain mandii ghUmaa laOn
ApnOo mEi axha mehsoOs karO gE 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Bazaar mEi jatay hUay zOr sE awaaz de
"oye rUn mUreEd
10mei sE 8 lOg murrh kr dekhy gE frr bhi khwatEen ko haqoOk na milny ki shikayat hai
JO baqi 2 wO kUnwaray hain 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Baxhpan mEi maar maar kr sUlatay thy
Ab maar maar kr uthatay hain
Pta nhi yeh ghr waly bhi kia chahtay hain 😁😁

S@mmi
 

Dil sambhl jaa zraa frr mUhabbt krnE Chala hai tU 😜😜

S@mmi
 

LEja naal sajan mEri baa phrr k 😜😜

S@mmi
 

LrkiyOon k inbOx mEi lrkE AEsay salaam krte hain
JEsay daata drbaar mEi ayE hO 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Hur aadmi apni zindagi mEi hEro hOta hai
BsS kUxh lOgOon ki filmain rElease nhi hOti 😁

S@mmi
 

TEri thOri c Dil lagi
MEray dIl ko jaa lgii 😜😜

S@mmi
 

Agr ghr waly apko 10 bjay tk sUbah sOne dE tOh ic ka mtlb
Yaa tOh apki job axhi hai
Ya unko ap sE kOi umeEd nhi hai 😁😁

S@mmi
 

jO log mUjhe pasand krte hain unka shUkriyaa
JO nhi krtE mt karain mainE kOun sa electiOn larna hai 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Bigrii hOi zindagi ki itni c Kahani hai
Kuxh baxhpan sE nikammE thy kuch damadam ki MEhrbani hai 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Dear fUture hUsband
TUmhari saari salary ek din mEi urrana chahti hUn
MEri sadgii dekh main kia chahti hUn 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Raat kO meray baxhE meray khUwaab mEi ayE thy
AUr kehtay mama talaaSh jari rakhna papa bhi yaheEn hai 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Baby aEsi balaa main wesay tOh hath na aaOn prr tEri batOon sE dhErray sE phiSlti jaOn kr lE sbr U sily boy koi tOh rEasOn main tUjh sE mili bOy 😜😜😉

S@mmi
 

WO mUjhe AEsay bhOol gya
JEsay saba lOad mngwaa kr wapiS bhejna 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Jis ka yOutUbe na chl rha hO wO cycle ki tUbe sE kaam Chala skta hai 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

ZarOri nhi hUr shEhzaadi ko shEhzaade mile
KUxh ki qiSmt mEi Jin bhi likhE hOty hain 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

TUjh kO hi dUlhaa bnaO gi wrna apni shaadi pr tUjhe gOli sE urra jaOn gi 😜😁😁

S  : 🔥 lafzOo sE hakOmat krti hUn DilOo ki rayaSat pr.....Main wOo nawabZaadi hUn - 
S@mmi
 

Aaj kl wO baxhE bhi mUhabbt mEi pagl hUay hain jin ko garii mEi jgah nhi milti tOh auntiyaan kehti hain beta gOUd mEi bEth jaO 😜😁😁