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S@mmi
 

Bare dilkaSh wO lgtE hain
Jinhein hUm zehr lgtE hain 💜

S@mmi
 

ZarOori Eylaan janU wali sEat Khali hai apni apni CV jamaa krwa dE 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Aaj uni sE chUtii krlo
Pakistani maayE
KyUn aaj tEray payOo da valima Ey 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

FaaSla rakhain
Frr ap bOlain gE zUbaan bUht chlti hai ic ki 😒😜😁

S@mmi
 

DUniya ka manhOos tareen msg
DEar cUstOmer ap pkg k Bina internEt iStimaal kr rhay hain 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Bol dO Na zraa dil mEi jO hai chUpa main kiSi sE kahOon gi nhi 😜😜

S@mmi
 

Dabaay mEi dabba
Dabbay mEi lasSi
I lOve u kiSi nU Na dasSi 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

BOys raat ko maa k paOn dba kr sOna chahiye
Frr chahE maa apni hO ya ap k baxhOon ki hO 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Iqbal tEray shahEenO sE karailE tOh khaye nhi jatay
Frr kehtay hain janU phOne uthaO wrna main zEhr kha lO ga 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

SUno
Main sUdhar jaOn ya AEsay hi axhi hUn 😜😜😘

S@mmi
 

Hur balaa sUb pr aa jayE
LEykin
HUssan waloOn sE Allah baxhaye
MaSt nazrOo sE Allah baxhaye 😜😜

S@mmi
 

Us nE kaha k main tUmhain itna chahOon ga k tUm pgl hO jaO gi 😘😘
MainE kaha rehny dO main PEhly hi bUht pgl hUn 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Kia sUnao apnE drd ki daaStaan 😔😔
KOi muhh bna lEyta hai tOh kOi bEhn bna lEyta hai 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Mard nE kbhi haqoOq nhi maangE
Jb bhi maanga lrki ka wattsapp nUmber hi maanga 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

18 saal ki Umar sE PEhly shankhti card nhi bn skta
Log pta nhi kesay janU maanU bna leytay hain 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Lrki ka dil :
Andar aana mnaa hai
LrkE ka dil :
KUndi Na khrkaa sEedha andr aa 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

jO log mUjhe pasand krte hain unka shUkriya
AUr jO nhi krtE na karain mainE kOun sa election lrna hai 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Damadam pr cArOna virUs ki iksaam
Like karO na
Cmnt karO na
Bck karO na
FOllow karO na
BlOck karO na 😜😁😁

S@mmi
 

Agr tbiyat khraab hai tOh chai piyE
Agr ziada tbiyat khraab hai tOh chai piyE
Agr MrnE walay hain tOh chai peE kr Marr jayE 😜😁😁

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