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Naya Pakistan .. Uploading Failed ....
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Ganja Virus detected .b1

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Pappu..Mom Aap ne mujse jhot bola
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Mom..Kab beta ??
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Pappu...Aap ne kaha k tumhari choti bahen Pari hai..
Mom..Haan hai..
Pappu... To jab mai ne use balcony se
phenka to vo udi kyu
nai....a6.

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BOY to GIRL : Look Into my eyes, what do u see…?
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GIRL: True Love !!…
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BOY : Oo Juliet Ki Amma .. !!!
kuch aankh mein chala gaya hai Jaldi nikaal…….b1.d1

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Ek ladki bahot masoom thi…
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Neeche kya dekh rhe ho..
Joke to uper tha…
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Ladki aur masoom…

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99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein
Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad
keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the .b1.d1

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Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?
Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo
Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai .b1.d1

SAHiL_786pk
 

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr
ek abbu ke pas..b1.d1

SAHiL_786pk
 

Pathan: Agar mere hath ma hakoomat ho main mulk ki taqdeer badal doon…
Biwi: Pehle tum apni shalwar to badal lo, subah se meri pehan ke ghoom rahe ho.b1.d1
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SAHiL_786pk
 

Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..
Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha:
“Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?”
Pathan: O Nai Yara,
Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.b1

SAHiL_786pk
 

Pathan ka 3 bachey huwe.
Naam rakha…hasrat khan, harkat khan, barkat khan
Phir 3 or bache huwe
Naam rakha…..dareya khan, samundar khan, selab khan
Phir 3 or bache huwe
Naam rakha……himmat khan, hosla khan, bardasht khan
Phir 3 or huwe is baar biwi ne naam rakha
bas kar khan, hosh kar khan, reham kar khan.😅

SAHiL_786pk
 

Pathan: “Shirt ke liye kapra dikhao.”
dukandar: “Plane ma dikhaun sir!!!
Pathan: “Nahi, helicopter ma dikhao. Khabees ka bacha, jahan pathan dekha wahan mazaaq shuru.”

SAHiL_786pk
 

Sardar Aur Pathan K Beech Me Fight Ho Rahi Thi..
Sardar: Saale Me Tere Kapde Phaad K Tujhe Nanga Ker Dunga.
Pathan: Dekho Yara, Serious Ladai Me
Romantic Baat Mat Kero Warna
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Hamara Mood Ban Jayega

SAHiL_786pk
 

میری نظر بھی کمال کی ہے😛
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جس پہ رکھتا ہوں اٗس کی منگنی ہو جاتی ہے😋😝😎

SAHiL_786pk
 

Aj Kesi Ny MuJy TaaaNa DiYa .i5.
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Agr TuM Us Sy PiYar KrTy Ho To Wo Tumary SatH Q Nhi Hain..i5.,,,///

SAHiL_786pk
 

Hm,Hero Nhi Ghundha Banny Gy...

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Kiya Karu Khuch Khuch Hota hain,???///
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Doctor ny Bola Ja K Raaat Ko Dhooop me beth Jao.b1.d1

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HaaaN G KiYa Dekh Rhy Ho .hm Wohi Hain .a5

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Hr Pall Mari Yaaad TuMain TarpaeGi,,,////
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Main JaguGa NeeeD Tumain Nhi AaeGi ,,,,////
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Wo To KharaaaTy Maar Rhi Hogi Awe Us K LiYe SoNg Likh Rha Hu.a6.b1.h1

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Main Ny TuM Ko Chacha TUm Sy PiYar KiYa...,,,///
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Sb Khuch TuM Pr Yaaar Apna WaaaR DiYa,,//////

SAHiL_786pk
 

Wo Hmain Khush Dekhna Chati Hain,,,///
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Kr Du Us Ki KhWasih Pori Khud KHwasih Khtm Kr K ...//?????