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ishq ki rahon main 2 he manzlain hain
,faraz,
Ya dil main utar jana ya dil sy utar jana.

Shada_99
 

Arz kiya hai !!
Kadam bharao Nawaz shareef
hum Imran ke sath hai :D ;)

Shada_99
 

Silence is a best answer for all questions
Smile is a best reaction in all situations
Unfortunately both never help in viva :P ;)

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Samjny ki kosish karo mujhy tang mat karo
Mujhy akela chor do.
rat tumhari waja sy so nahi saka.
Mat khelo meri zindgi sy
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1 pathan hath jor kar machar sy keh raha tha.

Shada_99
 

Dhoni bivi sy
Mujhy chaaey to dena
Bivi
ne plate me chaaey daal k di
Dhoni ghussy se bola
Cup me daal k do
Bivi
CUP to AFRIDI ley jaaye ga isi me peeny ki aadat dalo.

Shada_99
 

Amazing MATHS MAGIC…
Zarur Try krna
259 x (Ur age) x 39 = ?
Try it & get
Surprise to c
de results
Aapki age 3 bar likhi nzar
Aayegi.
try karo.

Shada_99
 

Awareness 4 girls
Nail polish lgatay huay ye bat zehan mai rakhni chahye,
zindagi ka kuch pta nahi.
agr kisi waqt b maut aajati hy
or nail polish lagi hoto yaad rakho wo mitte gi nahe.
marne k baad q k human body thandi ho jati hy
to koe solution nailpolsh remove nahi kr sakta.
Or nail polish na utrny se apka ghusal nahi hoga
or is surat mein ap najis he dafan hon gay.
so plz avoid nail polish.

Shada_99
 

Girls are the most intelligent human beings on
Earth
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For more jokes visit this page regularly

Shada_99
 

In Africa A black boy to his black girl friend in a dark night near sea,
asked in very romantic mood! Darling! . . . . .
Where R U ?:-)

Shada_99
 

روزے داروں
اللہ نبی دے پیارو
ہمت نہ ہارو
تے منہ تے ٹھنڈے پانی
دے چھٹے مارو 😂

Shada_99
 

Shadi me dulhan ka ex-bf bhi aya hua tha
Girl Father: Ap kon hain?
Boy: Ji mein semi final mein out hogaya tha
Ab final dekhnay aya hun :) :D

Shada_99
 

Koi Allah Ka Banda Bata de XI year ke papers hon ge ya nhi me to tyari kr kr ke takh gya 😕

Shada_99
 

Ap sy aik bat pochni thi personal bat hai bohat dair se puchna chahta tha lekin mere andar itni himat nai ho rahi thi.agar dil kare to jawab zaror dena or agr na de sako to b meri tarf sy koi narazgi nahi hai.mere dil me ap k liye boht izzat hy or is k bad b hogi. mujhe ghalat b mat smjhna..agr munasib smjho to plz bta dena.
Is Eid pe nahao Gay ya nahi?
hahahahaha.
Advance Eid Mubark.jaldi kro wrna ye sms aam ho jy ga...
oye hoye

Shada_99
 

آیا تھا امتحان میں مضمون بے وفا
وضاحت جو تیری کی ہم ٹاپ کرگئے

Shada_99
 

“If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(H. G. Wells)”

Shada_99
 

“The key to everything is patience
You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
(Arnold H. Glasow)”,
Zabardast

Shada_99
 

“When you think positive, good things happen.
(Matt Kemp)”.

Shada_99
 

میری طرف سے تمام اہل وطن کو
دلی عید مبارک Advance