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Shada_99
 

S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday

Shada_99
 

S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday

Shada_99
 

1 pagal ghussay main bola
main es dunia ko mita donga.
mita donga
mita donga
mita donga
2 pagal: hans kar bola
hehehehehehe!
main tujay rabber(eraser) he nahi donga.

Shada_99
 

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya par wo late aayi,
Girl: Soory i m late
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai..

Shada_99
 

* H A P P Y * * *
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kia talash kr
rahy ho! Sirf
happy ( khush )
raho :)

Shada_99
 

khote padh le

Shada_99
 

Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui ho to bhool samaj kar bhool jana,
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hume na bhool jana.

Shada_99
 

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.

Shada_99
 

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har dil mein chupa ek ehsaas hai,
Aap se pyaar yuhi nahi kia hum nein,
Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

Shada_99
 

Mere dil k bavarchi khanay main teri yaad ka choolha jalta hai,
...Wah Wah...
...Bohut Umda...
Mere dil k bavarchi khanay main teri yaad ka choolha jalta hai,
Tere ishq ki biryani pakti hai jis main SHAN masala dalta hai.
('.')/ Oye Hoye Zalim
/) ( Kiya bat hay.

Shada_99
 

Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

Shada_99
 

Na Cheeni Hai, Na Aata hai, Na Sabzi Hai Dukaanu Par...
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Tu Pakistani Hai Basera Kar Paharun Ki Chattanu Par!
ALLAMA ZARDARI!

Shada_99
 

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya…?
Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Just For Fun Girls

Shada_99
 

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
Just For Fun

Shada_99
 

Usko ana ho ga to khud hi chali aye gi,,,
"FARAZ"
yun beth ker BATHROOM mein zor laganey sey kya faida...

Shada_99
 

11th manzil p Office k gate p bethe pathan s kisi ne kaha k Gul khan ap ki beti bhag gai to wo bhagne laga or 5ven manzil s gir kr zakhmi hogaya jb hospital m hosh sanbhala tb usko yaad aaya k uski to shadi hi nahi hwi!

Shada_99
 

FANA NA KAR APNI ZINDAGI KO RAAH-E-JUNOON MAIN AY JAWAN,
TAB KARAY GA IBADAT JAB GUNNAH KARNY KI TAKAT NA HO GI.
(ALLAMA IQBAL)

Shada_99
 

FUNNY BUT TRUE
boy did mistake,
girl shouted boy said sorry
girl did mistake,boy shouted,
......girl started crying boy said
sorry sorry sorry.......

Shada_99
 

Mujhy kya haq k kisi ko Matlabi kahoon..
...HAMMAD...
Ma to khud Apny RAB ko yaad karta hoon Moseebat Mein..

Shada_99
 

Ye Sari Masti too Apnay Hi Khoon Ki Hai..!
IQBAL
Agar Nasha Sharab Me Hota to Botal Bhi Naachti