Ek lafz h (MOHABBAT)
Ise kr ke dekho tum tadap na jao to kehna !
Ek lafz h (MUQADDAR)
is se lad ke dekho tum har na jao to kehna !
Ek lafz h (WAFA)
Zamane me nhi milti.. kahi dhoond to kehna !
Ek lafz h (AANSU)
Dil me chupa kr dekho..tumhari aakhon se na nikle to kehna !
Ek lafz h (JUDAI)
Ise seh kr to dekho. tum toot ke bikhar na jao to kehna👍
☺Fact.
Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To
Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har
Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa
Jati Hai.
Bachpan Ke Din…
Me Mummy Se Bolta
Hai, :-Mummy 10 Rs. Chahiye Bahar Ek
Garib Ko Dene Hai…
Mummy :- Kahan Hai
Garib?Me:- Bechara Bahar
Kadi Dhoop Mein Icecream Bech Raha
Hai😂😂😂
Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se "I LOVE
YOU"Tumne mera dil chura liya Nurse (sharmakar):" Chal jhuthe dil ko to Haath bhi nahi lagaya..
Hamne to "KIDNEY" churai hai😂😂😂 Allah Hafiz😴
Arz kiya hai........
Gaur Farmaiyega...
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,Par jab pata chala nazar permenent tirchi hai, To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum
1 admi ny airport k cafe mai uniform pehny 1 khobsurt larki dekhi
Is ny socha ye koi air hostis hai,lekin ya pata nahi tha k kis airline ki hai?Us ki tawajo hasil krny k liye wo us k nadzek gaya aur bola
Emirates Lekin wo chup rahi Thori dair bad wo phir bola United Air's
Wo phir chup rahi !
Wo thora aur us k paas howa aur bola
Gulf Airline Larki ny gusay sy Ki Takleef ay baandraa? Admi muskraya aur bola Oohhhh. PIA
Badlti nahi Qismtain hathon ki Lakeerain Mitanay se
Yadain nahi Mit'ti kisi k Bhool Janay se
kya Faida kisi ki Khaatir Duniya se Rooth Jaen
Yahan kisi ko Farq nahi Parhta kisi k Toot Janay se
Jeena hay to Hans kr Jeena Seekh lo
Yahan Milti nhi Roshni Apna Dil Jalaney Sey.
"Aik MAshwara chahiye tha, "SaHEB, "Dil tora hai ik bewafa ne, "Ab JAAN dun...
.
yAA
JAAne dun..???
Wife on phone : kaha ho aap ?Husband : tumhe wo jwellry shop yad hai jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand
aya tha, par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1din dilwaunga.
wife : khush hote huye. Haan haan mujhe
sab yad hai.Husband : haan to usi shop k baju wali shop pe baal katwa raha hu
Master Ji Bacche ka lunch kha ke
bole:
Beta, ghar jakemera naam to
nahi bataoge?
Baccha (Masumiyat se):
Sir, main Mummy se bol dunga,
Ki Roti Kutta kha gaya.
The 3 C 's of Life...
1>CHOICES
2>CHANCES
3>CHANGES
"Make a CHOICE to take a CHANCE ,
then your life will
CHANGE . "
Murgi Ne BAAZ Se Shadi Kar Li..
Murga: Hum Mar Gaye The Kya..
Murgi: Main To Tumse Hi Shaadi
Karna Chahti Thi
Par Mom - Dad Chahte The
Ladka Air-Force Mein Ho
PagaL khanay ka
Incharge,
1 PagaL se,
"Aap theek hain is liye Apko chorra ja raha hai
Magar Afsoos
KaL Jis PagaL ko ap ne Swimming PooL mei
Doobney se Bachaya tha Aj Us ne Phanda Daal k Khudkushi karli."
PagaL:
"Us ne Khudkushi Nai ki
wo to maine Usay sookhney k liye latka diya tha
Aik Aik Lamhay Pay Merey d0ston ki Hifazat Karna Aey Mery *.ALLAH.*
Har wqt mujh se Pangay Letay Hen,Kisi Din k0i mujh se zaya na ho jae.
Sardar Ek Showroom Me Kapde Khridane Gye,
Sardar : ~ Shirt Ke Achha Kapda Dikhana.....!
Selsman :~ Plan Me Dikhau Ya Feer......??
Sardar :~ Hellicopter Me Hi Dikha De....,
Bander Ki Aauled.....
Sardar Hu To Majaak Krega.
Ek Pagal Tha.
Bilkul Pagal Tha.
Ekdam Pagal Tha.
Pagalon Ka Pagal Tha.
Lekin Ghabrao Nahi.
Aapke Samne Wo Kuch Bhi Nahi Tha
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