'Hurry up. fill in the blanks with"HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu'
Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai
Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja
ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala,
aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya.Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha?Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
Tchr: Excellent Rehan: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein.Tchr: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao Rehan: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh.Tchr: Get out Rehan: Why sir? Tchr: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.Rehan: goes out and comes back Tchr: Kyahua?Rehan: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.Tchr: Kya?Rehan: An utility button given to us, to protec our private data i.e pictures, messages or
personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.Tchr: Kehna kya chahte ho?Rehan: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha Tchr: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!
Rehan: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya😂
Tchr: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like.Comment-Like..Hey Aryan tum batao Aryan : Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post.Tchr: Excellent Rehan: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein continue
3Idiots Facebook Style:
Rancho:Smiling*Tchr: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rehan: Bohot dino se Facebook me account
banane ki ichha thi aaj bana diya hai.bohot
maza aa raha hai. Tchr: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai Tell me what is a Post?Rehan: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post Sir Tchr: Can you please elaborate?Rehan:Sir.jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir.Ghumne gaye.photo daal diya!Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Postvhai Sir.Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek
second me like!
Comment-Like.Comment-Like continue
Sardar in Hotel-
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya?
Waiter- sir g
Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift HAI
Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya.... . . Budha:"Sorry... . . Ladki:"Andha hai kya...Dikhta nahi.. Ladki Jaise hi Aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya... . . Ladka:"Sorry... . . Ladki:"It's okay.. .. Budha ladki se bolta hai"MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA.. ??
Ek bar ek ladka roj ek ladki ke ghar ke bahar jata or beath jata .ensa 1year tak chalta raha jab ladki ko laga ki ye mere se sachha pyar karta hea to ladki ne puchha tum yanha kyo khade rahte ho. To ladka bola bhan tumhare WiFi me passworld nahi tha to me use estmal karne aata hun
Aashiqui 3.. Song created Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
Apna tu phone number bata de,Call lagau main yaa naaaa.Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,khau main yaaa naa.Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko Ab hota anhi intezaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de.koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..
Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se
Poochha-Pyar Ki Haqeeqat
Kya Hai? Buzurg Ne Kaha- Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha-Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi,Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha Buzurg Ne Kaha-Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati
Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata☺
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Replace ” Your Text Here” with ur status Click Post Status will be updated in Blue color ©
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao
Jo meri Aankh ke Rastay sy meray DiL tak a pohancha,
Wo Mahaajir to Hukumat pay utar aaye Hai….
sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka
khatra dur ho jayega !Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga.Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya !Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
Sher ne zor se kaha,chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG..?Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga,Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya,
saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!"😂
Read This Funny Story :
Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya.
Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai.
Kutte ki saans ruk gayi.
"Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi.Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga,wah Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai.Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.Is baar sher soch mein pad gaya
Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai!Jaan bacha kar bhago!Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh.raha tha.usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se
dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho
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