Brown parents are so hard to impress, you could climb Everest and they'll still compare you to Fatima coz she never says no to Washing dishes :' ))
Humey yeh ilem hai
Yeh duniyn boht Bari flim hai 💯
Biggest lie I tell myself: I don't need to write that, I'll remember it. 😑😹
Just came here to tell you guys that Lathay di chadar uthay saleti rang mahiya aawo samne, aawo samne
Kholon di russ k na lang mahiya. 💃😂❤️
Mein bachpan me asli paison se Nakli paise leti thi, Nahi maro mujhe maro ☹️
I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive but his hair looks fabulous.
Amma jo hein walida hamari wo subha 7 baje utha kar kehti hein uth jaao 12 bajne wale hein. 🙄😂💯
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Just caught my crush staring at ME. Y'all invited to my wedding. ☺💕😂
Whenever i see my blocklist i be like, isko kis baat pey block kia tha mene.
Girls be like:black is love
to kaaly larky kyun pasand nahi aaty tumhain.
He : mujhy Chalaak Larkiyan pasand hain
She : Mujhy pYaar sy sb Phuppo kehty hain.
me: i wanna do travel entire world
me out: mjy ghr janaa h mjy nhe pTa_
No one:
Van drivers: bachi uthali hai Clifton sy_
Chitta chola seewy darzii
Dulha ne labda ALLAH de marziii
me: Do you think I care? lmaooo
also me: *cries about it for 6 hours*
Kali kali zulfoun k phanday na dalo Aray Bhai maro mujhy maro.
nobody:
me at age 7: why is the moon following me
