tery bin ab na lengy ik bhi dam
tujy kitna cahany lagy ham❤️😍
Defination of maturity :
-Cry silently
-Wipe your tears
-Share new memes to make others Laugh . :
)
Other countries:
Hey there ! I'm using WhatsApp
My country:
Control Your BP. while watching my Dp 😂
Call me at 2:00 and I'll cancel your Call because I'm from brown family and will definitely get chittr and chapparis shareef due to your Call 😪
These Snapchat filters are for khaateenz. Why you mard hazraat trynaa put fake eyelashes and laal lipstick?? Hainn?? Orat banne ka buhat shoq hei janiyo?? 😂😂😒
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*Parents teacher meeting*
Other countries: Hello Ma'am, how is my child doing in class ?
Pakistan: Madam jee ye arslan sabzi nh khata isko maara karen hamari taraf se poori ijazat he
* After watching Big Boss *
* Accidentally touches my sister *
Sister : Dhakka ksko maara tu ne?
mujhe yahan irritating feel horha he, mujhe ghr chor kr jana he ab bss 😤😤
Mom: Big Boss chahte hen k aap pehle bartan dho len
me: i'm so tired i'm gonna sleep right away
me: *checks facebook* *checks insta* *checks snap* *watches 37 youtube videos* *eats 5 course meal_*
No one :
Parlour wali aunty : How many siblings do you have? Are they married? If they are married, where do they live? Is your mom a house wife? Are you the youngest one? Are you single? Acha tou shadi kab kar rehi hou? Why do you breathe? (only girls can relate) 😂😑
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I'm mature now Oky!
Also me : bechra dragon Chai kaisy peeta hoga, jb b Chai thandi krny liya pook Marta hoga woh phr sey garam hojti hogi 🤔
*Breakup*
Other Countries: I'll try to move on
Pakistani : me Uski cousin bolrae Hon usny Kal raat apna hath kaat liya tha Kal sey Hospital main admit hai 😂
I'm mature now Oky!
Also me after killing cockroach :
Yr isky b biwi bachey hongy 😢 woh iska intzr kr rhy hongy
1st day of relationship -
Girl breathes
Boy : Be careful baby buhat smog hai yahan. 😩🤣
Hey Boys
May be you're the elaichi in her biryani but may be someone else is elaichi in her Chai you all are not same bruhh😂
Dear Girls, If he comes to your inbox and asking for your number, give Him 1 digit per Month to test his patience. 🙂😂
Me : Sometimes I talk to my self 🤭
Me : OMG same )
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Any female reading this, I pray you get a man who loves you for the real you. ❤️
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Never love a person so much that even a small change in their behavior is enough to bring tears to your ego 💯
Girls are cool. They can call each other Bhai without getting offended..
Call your male friend as Baji and wait for his reaction 😂
That Wallah moment
When you gotta eye contact with your Crush..
Mtlb ky duuzzz duuzzz 😍😂
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