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- mita diya gya -
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Insurance agent:Khan sahib!will u don?t like that ur wife & children get 10000000 At a time..
Khan(smile):I'll like but plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife.

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Pathan Ny Shadi k Liye Choty Qad Ki Larki Ka Intekhab Kiya.
Waja..??
Q K,
Kisi Ny Us Se Kaha Tha K
"Musibat jitni Choti ho Utna Acha Hai

Sub.apna.hai
 

Pathan: Chalo Yara Bahar Chal Ker Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayen.
Dost: Tu ChaL, Me Chamach Aur Plate Lekar Aata Hun.. ;-)

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3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi:
Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paani main ja gira.
Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya.
Jab Teesry ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola: "Khocha yeh Rassa Theak karlo hum ko terna nai aati."

Sub.apna.hai
 

Ek Pathan Ki Pent Phat Gai, Tailor se Silwa ker Bill Pucha:
Tailor: 250
Pathan Ny Usay 500 diye.
Tailor: Ye Kiya..??
Pathan: Tera Bill Sun ker Phir Phat Gai Hai

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Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:
Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.
Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha

Sub.apna.hai
 

1 Pathan Aaina dekh ker Sochny laga:
"Yara Is ko kahin dekha hai"
Thori Dair sochny k baad,,
Ye to Wohi hai Jo Us Din Mere Sath Baal Katwa raha tha

Sub.apna.hai
 

Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor par lay ja rahay thay, aik aadmi nay poocha k bhains ko ooper kyon lay ja rahay ho?
PATHAN: yeh beemar hai zibah karni hai.
Aadmi: To chat pay kyon lay ja rahay ho?
Pathan: Churri chat pay pari hoi hai!

Sub.apna.hai
 

Pathan ne Language Centre me Admision lia:
Or agley din us se kaha gaya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao.
Pathan: Josh me bola! I shall never die before my Death.

Sub.apna.hai
 

Pathan: Ye Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen?
2nd pathan: Race Ho Rahi Hai, Jo Jeety ga Usay Cup Milay Ga.
Pathan: Sirf Jeetny Waly Ko Cup Mily Ga to Baki Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen.

Sub.apna.hai
 

Khan Sahab Jab Aap Exam dene gaye to Apne saath Plumber ko Q le gaye?
Pathan: Q K Hum ko Information Mili Thi k Paper Leak ho gaya hai

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PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua krrha tha:ya ALLAH tu LHR ko Pakistan ka DARUL HAKUMT BNADE
ksi ne pocha esa Q kh rhe ho
PAthan:hm apne imtahan me yehi likh k aye hai

Sub.apna.hai
 

Pathan Newspaper Ka Sub-editor Ban Gaya..
Us Ny Ek Kabar Ki Head Line Ye Di, "Bivi Me Dhamaka""..
Chief-editor:Ya Tum Ny Hed Line Kiya Di Hai??
Pathan:Sir Me ny Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz me Likha Hai.
Chef-editor:Acha Asal Khabar Kiya Thi??
Pathan:"Miyanwali Me Dhamaka"

Sub.apna.hai
 

Pathan Sharab Peeta raha Aur Rota Raha.
Dost: Q Ro Rahy Ho Khan Bhai?
Pathan: Me Jis Larki Ko Bhulana Chahta Hun, Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Araha..
hehehe

Sub.apna.hai
 

Teacher: Titanic Kaisay Dooba?
Pathan:
Dubuk Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk
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Gurr
Gurr
Gurr
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Puchik.
hehehe

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Teacher: "ITTEFAAQ" ka jumla banao.
Pathan Student: Jis din meray Baap Shadi tha, ITTEFAQ se usi din meri MAA ka bhi Shadi tha.
hehehehe

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Ek Kutta Pathan k Peeche Lag Gaya...
Pathan Ghusse main Bolta Hua Bhag Raha Tha:
Agar Tere Baap ka Hukumat
Na Nota to Hum Tujhe Batata. :-)
Hehehe