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Thzeb.Fatema
 

DAMADAM BOY'S
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri engagement ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de .a5

Khubsorat hona b acha h lekin jitni tum ho qatill ho😘
T  : Khubsorat hona b acha h lekin jitni tum ho qatill ho😘 - 
Funny joke
T  : hamara aik czn aisa b hote hain jiski Sara khandan tarefain krta rehta ha - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Bhari baagh mein ik shaakh per khila hai
" ghulab "
ke jaise tu ne hatheli pe gaal rakha hai😁

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Angry Moment
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when U are sleeping & someone enters Ur Room,
turns on the Lite & then leaves Without turning it OFF.😠😠😬😠

Beautiful People image
T  : مستقبل سے کھیل گئے جو میرے💔 سنا ہے حال ان کا بھی خراب ہے - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend:
Girl: Do u still love me?
Boy: Pyar ka to pata nahi,
lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!goodnight

Thzeb.Fatema
 

I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these
Two Services.....
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Give me a Loan
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Leave me aLone...

Thzeb.Fatema
 

When I Drink Alcohol.
Every One Says I'm Alcoholic.
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But.. When I Drink Fanta.
No One Says I'm Fantastic..!
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Saale Jalte Hain Sab.l5

Thzeb.Fatema
 

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
\”Order ! Order !\”
SANTA:
\”1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !\”
JUDGE:
\”Shut Up !\”
SANTA:\”No,No..7-Up!

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se karega?
Mein ne kaha mein shadi shuda hon.
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Kehne laga kon hai tera jeewan sathi?
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Mein ne kaha yadain hain kisi ki.
Kehne laga kis ne parhaya tha tera Nikah?
Mein ne kaha mustaqbil ke khwabon ne.
Wo bola kesi guzar rahi hai zindagi?
Mein bolne hi wala tha k aankhon se aansu chalak paray….
Wo bola usay chhor kyun nahi deta?
Mein ne kaha
HAQ-MEHAR mein apni Zindgi likhi hoi hai!…?.

My new dp😍
T  : My new dp😍 - 
Beautiful People image
T  : Mami meri shadi kr do " may June July " ma Mami mera dil nahi lagta college - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

usny kaha ke ma bewafa hn
mane ny kaha ke tu itni dhoke baz hai jiska koi hisaab nahi
usny kaha bhool jao mujhe
mane kaha tum hai konsi wali mujhe to ye b yaad nahi😂😂😂😂

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Kehte Hain Waqt Se Pehle Aur Qismat K Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta.
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Afsos…!
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Mere Paas Waqt Nahi, Aur Larkiyon K Paas Qismat Nahi.a5

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe
hoge."...
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Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii
h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... .
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Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:girls b na.d1

Funny joke
T  : New style of proposing Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted - 
A lovers😘💕
T  : A lovers😘💕 - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Bas Is Liye Maine Mehfilo Me Jana Chhod Diya ae DOSTON
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Koi Ye Na Puchh Le Ke
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Aur beta
padhai kaisi chal rahi hai..?.a5

Thzeb.Fatema
 

“Is Tarha Dil Tora K Labon pe Uska Naam
Nhi Aata…
Dil Ko Kahin or Hum B Laga Lete Mager Toota
Hua Dil Kis K Kaam Nhi Aata😦