Meri TabahiyOn Mein Tera Haath Hai Magar,
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Main Sab Se Keh Rahi Hon Muqadar Ki Baat Hai...
1 din khushyo ne wada kiya
I will come after 5days
Zindgi ke calender me dekha to kambakht
Jene ke din hi 4 the
SO ENJOY EVRY MOMENT OF LIFE👍
Do u know
GLASS tootay to kya awaz ati ha?
Dhuz?
No
Dhooz??
No
Thish???
Arey
Nahi Baba!
Ammi ki awaz ati ha,
"Lakh Laanat Ee Begairta Ki Torrya Ee?
TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi
Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy
Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi
Tm use kiss krogy jb wo krib akr kahegi
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Papa😊

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat
Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na

“A CUTE JOKE” 1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli. Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kroge, Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa. Larki : to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate b nhi de skta
"Zindagi Ki Uljhane Shararaton ko kam kar deti hai,💞
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Aur Log samjhte hai k Hum samjhdar ho Gaye hai.... 💞

Most common chat on facebook:
Boy: hey
(after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)
Girl: hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)
Boy: hows u?
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)
Girl: m fine
(puch to aise raha hai jese hospital meadmit hu)
Boy: bf hai?
(kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)
Girl: kyu btau?
(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)😂😂😂

kisi ke kaam aae use insaan kehte hai..
paraya dard apnae use insan kehte hai..
kabhi dukh hai kabhi sukh hai.. isi ka naam jeevan hai...
jo mushkil se na ghabrae use insan kehte hai..
ye duniya ek uljhan hai, kahi dhoka kahi thokar..
koi has haske jeeta hai...koi jeeta hai ro rokar..
jo gir ke phir sambhal jae use insan kehte hai..
agr galti rulati hai, to raahe b dikhati hai...
insaan galti ka putla hai, jo aksar ho hijaati hai..
jo karle thik galti ko...use insan kehte hai..
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay hai magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper ki sab line bakwa hai
Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek
Ladka
Fasaya,
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.Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Tha..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya  Ap Log Kia samja Ary Wo Ni Ni Toba Toba Soch Badlo Ma Piyr Varr Ni Karti 

Father: Putar zara apna Mobile
Dena
Beta: Abu ji 1 Minute Abhi on kr ky
deta hon
G.f pic: delete
girl’s # list: delete
phone calls received: delete
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- delete
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- delete
Memory Card: Format:
Son: Ye Lein Abu
Father: Bus Putar time Dekhna tha
Tum khud he time Bata do 

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Ye Kya Abhi Tak SO huye Ho ??? Utho Aankhe Kholo...!
(~,,@)
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Ek Nahi Dusri Bhi...!
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SHABASH...
"Gud mrning......
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Just 4 U
Khali Hy
Paaon Maar Kar “Patakha” Baja Lena
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