Momtaz aik bat to suno naraz ho kaya
Momtaz aik bat to suno naraz ho kaya
Tum itny ghor sey kaya parh rahey ho tum mumtaz ho kaya?d1

In an interview...
Interviewer : How does a scooter run....!! ???
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Pappu: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr rr………….!!!!!!!
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Interviewer shouts : Stop it.....!!
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Pappu : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp...!!!!!!


Tu chaand hai sharmaya na kar,
Phool se chehre ko murjhaya na kar,
Jab tak ham zinda hain tera bhai bankar,tab tak tu kisi bhi ko apni bhabi kahne se gabhraya mat kar

i know some people hates me'
b coz i m not so good'
but some people loves me bcoz '
they know that i m not too bad..
goooooood ni88888888888



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D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N
TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING
IN UR DREAMS 2NITE ?
Miss Meeeena!
Miss Meeeena!!
Miss Meeena?
Miss Meeena!
Uff!!
Now U R Thinking Who
Is Miss Meeena?
I M Jst Asking U That
U Miss Me Na?😘
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GOOD MORNING........


Ladki : Agar main mar jau to tum
kya
karoge ?
Ladka : Main bhi mar jaunga.
Ladki : Par Kyu ?
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Ladka : tere chakkar me udhari itni
ho gayi hai
ki jeena mushkil hai..
kabhi tumhari yaad aati hai to sms padh leti hun......aur jayada yaad aati hai to sms bhej deti hun.....aur kabhi tumhari aawaz sunna chahti hu to ek pathhar utha ke kutte ko mar deti hu😂😂😂


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