Girl,Doctr Plz Mre Boy Frnd Ko Andr Bula Lejye
Dr:Trust Me
Me Boht Shreef Admi Hn
Girl:No Doctr
Apki Nurse Bahr Akeli H
Or Wo Pura Kanjr h
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indian Girl: Chand taarey la saktey ho mere liye?
Boy: *gets the Pakistan flag*
*blocked for life*=))
Message:
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wa
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
This fairness cream is made in china
TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..
smooth road never make gud drivers
clear sky never make gud pilots and..
..
.
CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER.
Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..?? Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..
Husband (apne baal pakad kar) : Mujhe meri galti to bata do..
Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi..
Husband: Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..
Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..?? Husband: Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun, serious hone ke liye?..
Wife: Go to hell..!! Husband: Dont call me again !!.
AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife: Tumhe pata hai na, main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry !!! I love you my baby.. Husband (Sab bhool kar) : Acha, I love you tooo...
Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!!
Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..??
Wife (khud confused) : Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!! Husband (trying to act smart) : Tumhe hua kya hai ?? kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao!!
Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!
Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!! Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!!
Husband (fully crashed) : Hua kya hai ? ye to bata do..
Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..
Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?.. Wife: I want Divorce..
Husband: Hmmmm OK !!..
Wife (gone crazy) : Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..??
Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta....
Wife: I love you baby..
Husband (softly) : I love you too.. Wife : Upset kyun lag rahe ho....?? Husband : Bas thoda mood off tha.. Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
Husband (pyar se) : Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.. Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.. Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Husband (aur jyada pyar se) : arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?
Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !! ,
Meena and Reena were chatting...
Reena:
Kal raat main winish k saath Date pe gayi thi.
Kal bahut hi Suhani Raat thi.
Meena:
Really? Wow. Kya hua waha?
Reena:
Wo mujhe apne flat mein Le gaya. Usne mujhe pyaar se kiss kiya aur halke Nazuk haatho se mere red top ka pehla button khola....
Jo Maine lahor se kharida tha.
Meena:
Wow tumne naya Top kharida...
Reena:
Haan wahan sale lagi hai, Maine to jeans bi kharidi.
Meena:
Kya wahan abhi bhi Sale lagi hai?
Reena Haan...
Chalo Shopping Jaate hain...
Kitne expectation se story padh rahe the...
Ladies hain bhai Ladies...
Shopping pe aake sab kuchh ruk jata hain
Grlfrnd na hone k 6 fayde:
1-Time ki bacht
2-Chain ki Nind
3-koi Mis Call nhi
4-Koi tension nhi
5-No Boring Sms
6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha.
Moral no grlfrnd no tnsn
English filmo ma 10 br chumiya lene sy b piyar nahi hoti
or yaha lrki comment ma Nice likh dy Wallah g ratoo ki neend haram ho jati ha
Tum sa koi tharki koi zaleel nahi ha kia cheez ho tum khud tumhen maloom nahi
aisa kia kahu jissy tumhen sharm ajaye kehty ho tum sy ziada koi masoom nahi hai
Ham tumhare hai tumhare sanam 
or tum na jane kis kis ho besharm
Arham:Agr Toilet Ja Ke Aane K Bad Dubara Jane Ki Zarurat Pade Toh Tu Konsa 'Gana' Gayega?
Alizy:Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kahin Baki Hai
Definition Of Nurse:
Nurse Is A Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking Into Your Eyes
N Still Wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal
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