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Thzeb.Fatema
 

TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pak ne ordinance jari kia ha k
khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega
ap to 100% safe ho,
Uff main kahan jaon?😣

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere
saath the abhi na jane kahan kho gaye kahi soh to nahi gaye?.a5

T  🔥 : Mar bhi jaaon to kahan log bhula hi dein ge, Lafz mere, mere honey ki - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Funy poetery
Itney khud dar they hum kabi school b na jatey
wo to larkion k zok-e-deedar ney matrik karwa diya.a5

T  : Goot niyt - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Exams Life9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast 11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
12am- Watch TV 1pm- Lunch 2pm- Thori neend le k padhenge dimagh set hoge 4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60% 6pm- Troubling friends"kuch padha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner 10pm- Lo bhae light gai.11pm- Allah! Muhje Bas pass kara de.12pm- kal se pakka padhunge.

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Pathan ko Raat 2 baje Larki ki call ai
Ap So To Nahi Rahy Na
Pathan Gussy se
Khabees Ki Bachi
Zrori Nahi Her Pathan Chokidar ho....

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Husband Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte Hue Apni wife Se Bola : ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan
Chhupa Do, Mere Kuch Dost Party Karne Aa Rahe Hain” wife Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Kyun
Aapke Dost Chura Lenge Kya?” husband : “Nahi Pehchaan Lenge 😂😂😂

T  : Fursat mein karenge tujhse hisaab ae zindagi Abhi to uljhe hai khud ko - 
T  : boys rule_dhokha milta h jab pyaar me,zindgi me udasi chha jati h, sochte h - 
T  🔥 : when your friend tells a joke - 
T  : Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,Hum Kehte - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Bhai ek ladki aaj mere piche hi pad gai
Jaha mai jau wo mere piche,Bus Ek jagah muje rok k Usne bade pyar se kaha,BHAIYA-AAPNE, GALTI SE MERI CHAPPAL PAHEN LI HAI.a5

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Kyu Tension Me Ho..
Sardar:Yaar,Ek Dost Ko
Plastic Surgery
K Liye 2 Lakh Diye
Ab Saale Ko
Pehchaan Nahi Pa raha hu.

T  : OMG...God is so creative i mean just look at me Wallah😍 - 
T  : Aasalam o alaikum .a1 -