Good Morning kesy ho sb
Good Night
Thandi Thandi Good Morning
Good Night
Ek Couple Date Pe Tha, Dad Ne
Dekh Liya !!!
Dad Ne Call Kiya..beta Kaha Ho ...?
Beta := Exam Dene Aaya Hu !
Dad := "par Dhyan Se, Agar Es
Exam Ka Result Aa Gya To Jan Se Mar Dunga "😂😂😂😂
Teacher:
Bare Hokr Kiya Bano Gye?
Pathan:
Mera Bap Kehta Hy Jtna Marzi Parh, Wo Nahi Ban Sakta Jo Chahta Hy.
Teacher:
Kiya Banna Chahty Ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"😂😂😂😂
Teacher ,
Ye Batao, Jo Log Ghalat Kam Karte Hy, Wo Kahan Jate Hein?
Lrki Sharmatay Huay Boli-
Sir,Shehri Log HOTEL Me,
Aur Gaon K Log GANNE K KHET Mein……😜😜😜
My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,
But
My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
.
.
latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
.
.
ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?😂😂😂😂
Why I Hate C.I.D 
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho,😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 Andha Police Me Bharti Hony K Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pocha Tumhy Hum Kis Liye Rakhen?
Andhy Ne Jawab Dia:
Andha Dhun Firing K Liye.
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// O Teri Khair:😜😜
Aadmi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai, Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar K Deti Hai.
Dost: Nahane K Liye?
.
.
Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye.😂😂😂😂
Newton’s “sixth Law of Chichorapan” :
“Every Boy continues to do chichorpan unless or until a chamaat or a sandal with a velocity of 200 m/s hits
upon his face.
Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo
Salesman: Plain mein dikhaaun?
Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,
Bas Pathan dekha nahi k mazak shuru!😂😂😂
Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?
Student: Shaadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai kya bano gey?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT! Mera matlab hai barey ho k ammi abbu k liye kya karo gey?
Student: Bahu laun ga.
Miss: Stupid tumarey papa tum sey kya chahtey hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Abey kaminey teri zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shaadi…😜😜😜
Fees Maaf ki Application.
To,
The Principal
High School
Sir,
Seedhi Baat Ye He K Mere Abbu Ne Mujhy Fees K Lye 500 Dye Thy, 100 Ki Doston K 7 Film Dekh Li. 150 Ki Pepsi Or Burgers Kha Lye. 50 Ka Girl Frnd Ko Easy Load Krwa Dya. 200 English Wali Miss Pe Shart Har Gya. Me Smjhta Tha K Unka Sirf Math Wale Sir K 7 Chakkar Hai, Pr Unka to Aap k 7 b Chakkar he Ab Aap k Pas 2 hi Raste hn Sir G,
Meri FEES Maaf,
Ya Aap ka RAAZ Faash
Shukria.
Unmarried : Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni. Mujhe Orton Se Dar Lagta Hai.
Married : Shadi Ker Lo,
Phir Tumhe Sirf Ek Orat Se Dar Lagega Aur Baki Sabhi Achi Lagne Lagen Gi.😂😂😂
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