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Funny joke
X  : Seekh kuch Thakor se.d2 - 
Funny joke
X  : Pr sano ki.a5 - 
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Thandi Thandi Good Morning.a1

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Good Night

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Ek Couple Date Pe Tha, Dad Ne
Dekh Liya !!!
Dad Ne Call Kiya..beta Kaha Ho ...?
Beta := Exam Dene Aaya Hu !
Dad := "par Dhyan Se, Agar Es
Exam Ka Result Aa Gya To Jan Se Mar Dunga "😂😂😂😂

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Teacher:
Bare Hokr Kiya Bano Gye?
Pathan:
Mera Bap Kehta Hy Jtna Marzi Parh, Wo Nahi Ban Sakta Jo Chahta Hy.
Teacher:
Kiya Banna Chahty Ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"😂😂😂😂

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Teacher ,
Ye Batao, Jo Log Ghalat Kam Karte Hy, Wo Kahan Jate Hein?
Lrki Sharmatay Huay Boli-
Sir,Shehri Log HOTEL Me,
Aur Gaon K Log GANNE K KHET Mein……😜😜😜

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My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,
But
My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?.a5

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|______|____
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?😂😂😂😂

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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho,😂😂😂😂😂😂

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1 Andha Police Me Bharti Hony K Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pocha Tumhy Hum Kis Liye Rakhen?
Andhy Ne Jawab Dia:
Andha Dhun Firing K Liye.
(-.-)
<;))>
// O Teri Khair:😜😜

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Aadmi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai, Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar K Deti Hai.
Dost: Nahane K Liye?
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Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye.😂😂😂😂

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Newton’s “sixth Law of Chichorapan” :
“Every Boy continues to do chichorpan unless or until a chamaat or a sandal with a velocity of 200 m/s hits
upon his face..a5

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Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo
Salesman: Plain mein dikhaaun?
Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,
Bas Pathan dekha nahi k mazak shuru!😂😂😂

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Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?
Student: Shaadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai kya bano gey?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT! Mera matlab hai barey ho k ammi abbu k liye kya karo gey?
Student: Bahu laun ga.
Miss: Stupid tumarey papa tum sey kya chahtey hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Abey kaminey teri zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shaadi…;)😜😜😜

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Fees Maaf ki Application.
To,
The Principal
High School
Sir,
Seedhi Baat Ye He K Mere Abbu Ne Mujhy Fees K Lye 500 Dye Thy, 100 Ki Doston K 7 Film Dekh Li. 150 Ki Pepsi Or Burgers Kha Lye. 50 Ka Girl Frnd Ko Easy Load Krwa Dya. 200 English Wali Miss Pe Shart Har Gya. Me Smjhta Tha K Unka Sirf Math Wale Sir K 7 Chakkar Hai, Pr Unka to Aap k 7 b Chakkar he Ab Aap k Pas 2 hi Raste hn Sir G,
Meri FEES Maaf,
Ya Aap ka RAAZ Faash
Shukria.

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Unmarried : Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni. Mujhe Orton Se Dar Lagta Hai.
Married : Shadi Ker Lo,
Phir Tumhe Sirf Ek Orat Se Dar Lagega Aur Baki Sabhi Achi Lagne Lagen Gi.:-)😂😂😂

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Zaheen Larka + Zaheen Larki = DOSTI .
BewaQof Larka + Zaheen Larki = Love .
Zahen Larka + BawQuf Larki = Dates .
BewaQof Larka + BewaQof Larki = . . .
SHadi 🙂 🙂😜😜

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Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko?
.
Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..!
.
For all singles including me…. 😀😂😂😂

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Agr Koi Apky DiL py Dastak Dy To Foran Darwaza Nai Kholna chahye,
ku Ky Kuch Logon Ki Aadat Bachon Jesi Hoti Hai,
Dastak Dy Ky Bhag Jate Hain.a5