Don’t chase your dreams. Chase food. Food is real.
Imagine: You’re rich. You wake up. Your crush texts first. Your parcel arrives early. And chai is garam. Life’s good.
Matlab mujhe reply dena mushkil hai kya? 2 lafz? Bus 2 lafz?!”
Shawarma is overrated. Fight me.
Agar mein WhatsApp hota…
toh log mujhe update bhi nahi karte.😭
Nafasat, Nazakat yay...
Bohat Khooobsoorat hooo...
Ap sir sy paaon tak...
Dil jhoom jhoooom jhooom..
Mujhe logo ne ‘cute’ kaha hai…
sirf tab jab mein confuse aur zaleel ho raha hota hoon." 🥲💬
Main apni zindagi mein ek hi cheez consistently kar raha hoon…
aur wo hai: ‘Ignore hona.’" 😐💔
cravings this timee yukkk...
Log khafa ho gay....
Log kehte hain ‘tu effort nahi karta’…
Aray bhai, mein to sone ke liye bhi 45 mins struggle karta hoon. 😩🛏️
Mujh se log advice lete hain…
fir mere jaisa na banne ki dua karte hain." 🧎♂️
Main itna overthink karta hoon
ke agar koi ‘Hi’ likhe…
toh mein samajhta hoon breakup hone wala hai. 😩
Main itna awkward hoon
ke Google Maps bhi kabhi kabhi ghoom jaata hai. 😵
Mein handsome nahi hoon…
par status sad rakh leta hoon, log samajh jaate hain: ye banda interesting hai. 😎💀
Mujhe lagta tha mein smart hoon…
phir mein ne apna hi past read kiya." 📜
Dil to freelancer hai…
Har naye client se umeed laga leta hai." 💔💻
Log keh rahe hain khud ko time do…
Bhai mein to khud ke saath rehta hoon, ab to bore bhi ho gaya hoon. 🪞🫠
Kaash mein bhi parcel hota…
toh log intezaar toh karte. 📦😭
Sb hazraaat busy lagta.. 🥱😁
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