....best song ever..........
Maine chhaani ishq ki gali
Bas teri aahatein mili
Maine chaaha chaahoon na tujhe
Par meri ek na chali
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Ishq mein nigaahon ko
Milti hain baarishein
Phir bhi kyun kar raha
Dil teri khwaahishein....................
Kahny Me Agar Koi Zehar Daal De
To Iska Elaaj Hai...
Lekin
Kaan Me Agar Koi Zehar Daal De
To Iska Koi Elaaj Nahi..!
Mujhy Bachpan Ka Wo Waqt Kabhi Nahi Bhulta Jab
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Ghari Kisi Kisi K Paas
Magar
Waqt Her Kisi K Paas Hota Tha..
Lovely Memories..
Hum Apni Riyasat Ki malka Jo Tehray...!
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Pyar Ho Ya Nafrat Dil Khol K Krte Hain....!
Just Before Hanging,
Judge Asked The Prisoner:
"Any Last Wish?"
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Prisoner:
Yes..
I Want To Update My what's app Status As "DEAD" 
Hahahaha
Q: How Do Chinese People Choose Their Kid's Names?
A: Easy.. They Just Throw
Their Pots And Pans Down The Stairs,
And Listen For The Sounds;
"Dong- Ping- Wang- Feng- Chung"
Wife Was Checking Her Husbands Phone
And Saw A Contact Named COVID19 And
She Called The Number
And Her Own Phone Rang.
Husband Is Now In Isolation
Agar Khush Rehna Chahty Hen To
Pehly Dil Ki Sunain, Phir Dimagh Ki,,
Aur Aakhir Me Wohi Karen Jo BIVI Kehti Hai.. 
Shoher Ny Bivi Ka Shak Door
Kerny K Liye Darhi Rakh Li
Aur 5 Waqt Ki Namaz Parhny Laga
To Bivi Boli:
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"Kamina Ab Hooron K Chakkar Me Par Gaya Hai.." 
Hahaha
م "حسین ترین" "امیر ترین" "ذہین ترین "اور زندگی میں "ہر حوالے سے بہترین ہو کر بھی بالآخر مر جائیں گے۔۔۔ جون ایلیاء
Kabhi Zulf par,
Kabhi Chasham Par,
Kabhi Tere haseen Wajood par,
Jo Pasand thy Meri Zaat main,
'Wo Shair Saary Bikhar Gaye...
Mujhay yaad hai Kabhi Ek thy Hum,
Magar Aaj hum hain Juda Juda...
Wo Juda hovy tau Sanwar gaye,
Hum juda hovy tau Bikhar gaye...
Kabhi Arsh per,
Kabhi Farsh per,
Kabhi Un Kay dar,
Kabhi dar badar,
Gham-e-Aashiqi tera Shukriya,
Hum kahan kahan Say Guzar Gaye...
Kabhi Ruk gaye!
Kabhi Chal diye!
Kabhi Chalty Chalty Bhatak gaye,
Yunhi Umar Saari Guzaar di,
Yunhi Zindagi kay Sitam Sahy...
Kabhi Neend main,
Kabhi Hosh main,
tu Jahan Mila, Tujhay Dekh kar...
Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho,
Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi
Bat Ho Na Ho,
Ap Ki DOSTI Hamesha Is
Dil Me Rahe Gi,
Chahy App Me...!!!
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INSAANO
Wali Koi Baat Ho Na Ho
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Sakti Hai.
Life Mai =Paisa=Payar=Dost=Izzat
Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein
Par
Tootay Howay Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aate
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Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or replies krte rha kro...
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!
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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...
wo soye hoye the....
Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...
hum soye hoye the...
Moral:-
''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''
In English Class..
“One day our country will be corruption free.”
Which tense is it?
Future Impossible Tense.
Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.
Aik Pagal dosary Pagal sy:
Aik dafa mere uper sy bus
guzar gae thi.
Dosara Pagal: To Phir Kiya
Howa?
Pehla Pagal: wo to Acha Howa
uper pul tha warna main Mar
Jata. 🙂
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