Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khare hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin charha - kyon?? think harder.
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Dimagg hai??
Socho Socho.......
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Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.
Life Style
Agar koi tumhian paththar mary.
To tum par farz hai k
Tum us par phool phenko,
Lekin
Gamlay Sameet.
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
"Lets go together Friend!"
Best way to propose a girl:
Take her to Sea.
Then say sit in a boat and
Then take the boat in the middle of Sea
Then Say
MARRY Me or Leave my Boat.
Maloom hai Aap bohat Busy ho...
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Is liye kuch nahi likha,
Warna aapko parhna parrta. 
In main se koi ek cheez select karen:
1. Hathora
2. Handle
3. Gun
4. Pipe
5. Tube
6. Mike
7. Rod
8. Danda
9. Joota
10. Chappal
Aur Apnay sir pe maar len.
Shukriya. 
Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?
Who is the Leader of Ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because Frog is MAINDUCK.
If Time Doesn't Wait For You.
Don't Worry!
Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life!
"Aah! Great People Great Thoughts." 
Very Important Health Tips:
Please Don't Eat
Pizzas,
Samosay,
Sandwich,
Ice Cream,
Chocolate,
And
Dahi Barray.
Without,
ME...
OK?
Billi ne Choohey K Ghar Se Aaya Howa Rishta Thukra Diya.
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Wajah?
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Aap Kyon Tension Le Rahy Ho.
Ye Un k Ghar ka Masla Hai.
Love You so so so so Much.
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Oh My Pakistan.
Bacha Dukandar Se:
Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?
Dukandar: G Han.
Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena.
Sunehri Baatein
Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn
2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
Nahi Hiltey ...
I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill...
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So, Please Don't Look At Me
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I Don't Wanna See You Die.!!!
Ye Zaruri Nahi Ki insaan sirf Aag Se hi Jale.
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Log To Mere Style Se Bhi Jal Jate Hai
6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree...
A Hunter Saw That And Shot
Over Tree...
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5 Birds Flew Away
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But 1 Bird Kept Sitting
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Why??
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Bus Nakhre Aap Wale.
Unhain Kehna Agar Fursat Mein He Yaad Karna Hai To Na Kare?=?=?=?=
Hum Tanha He Sahi Par Itne Faaltu B Nahi Hain..?=?=
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
Sotay
Jagtay
Khaty
Petay
Uth'tay
BEth'tay
Aatay
jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
MR.BEEN:
One Day,,,
I Kicked Lion's Face
I Pulled Tigers Tail
I Broke Cheeta's Leg
I Threw Elephant
Then TOY SHOP OWNER kicked Me Out..
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